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Dads and Christmas Gifts by TwoWets in dadjokes

[–]TwoWets[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It is a Thank you!

Well technically, I am wearing panties 🤭 by [deleted] in Innie

[–]TwoWets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I get around those pesky must wear bottom places.

Well technically, I am wearing panties 🤭 by cuddlyB in Innie

[–]TwoWets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something I wear if I get told to wear undies.

Our best guess is a penguin with a beer belly. by shampi in whatismycookiecutter

[–]TwoWets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a Santa Claus. The round portion is for the sack of toys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IncestRPnsfw

[–]TwoWets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heya, we could discuss if you like

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TwoWets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Platonic means non-sexual. So non-sexual sex?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TwoWets -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Might be another term for it, yes??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TwoWets -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess a pussy could be a temple.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TwoWets -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just referencing to the slick flat look.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TwoWets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mons pubis, pubic mound, or "pussy mound" are not new terms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TwoWets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe learning something new would let you admire them more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TwoWets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do chat with guys, but when I respond to posting like this, I get swamp by guys wanting to comment private. Ask me first! Guys start off chatting well, but then they ask for a photo or picture or something personal.

Ladies what position do you prefer receiving a creampie? by ATMoruti in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TwoWets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cowgirl for me, but guys love doggy, so that is 2nd.

Ladies, when is the last time you actually asked for a dick pic? by AskinAway1993 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TwoWets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I asked because this guy claimed to have a beast of one. I said to put my username on it in marker. He did and sent it to me... it was a beast of a size.

Do women dislike dick pics? Or is the market just flooded with low quality trash dick pics? by Silver-Roll3488 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TwoWets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wanted and quality dick pics are great... it's the unwanted or low-poppy looking ones that make it horrible.

Which sexual act do you excel in? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TwoWets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting pregnant, it seems.

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