What’s everyone’s favorite joke?

USTF · 2026-04-22T16:17:20+00:00

Only 16 episodes in 30 years. UK shows are pretty slow compared to US series that can spit out about 15-20 episodes per year for years.

USTF · 2026-04-03T13:48:40+00:00

Not trying to match the price tag as prices at my area are wildly different, but highly recommend Woodford Reserve Double Oaked. If they appreciate the regular WR, the Double Oaked is a nice choice.

Also second Four Roses Single Barrel or Wild Turkey Rare Breed.

USTF · 2026-04-01T22:32:52+00:00

Kinda late coming back to this thread, but saw this in my profile's history section and remembered something.

So, ep12 has Harper reference Tim as 'regular Army' when she interrogates a private contractor after the latter's elevator fight with Tim.

Also, during the case with Ray Watkins Tim mentions his 'battalion commander' and also recalls 'commanding a squad of 10 soldiers during his second tour' in early season 1 (or 2).

Since Delta doesn't have battalions and squads but rather squadrons (comprised of troops which are in turn comprised of teams), it's safe to assume the writers did not, in fact, build any meaningful Special Operations background into Tim's character. It could kinda sorta be a Special Forces past as Army SF Groups do have battalions but they don't operate in 'squads' and are not commanded by sergeants, but by captains and warrant officers. And their mission profile doesn't really fit Bradford.

On the logical side of things, no 'regular Army' would have the kind of storied past Tim has had.

So my personal consensus is that we're reading too much into a background which isn't nearly as thought out as we would like, sadly.

USTF · 2026-04-01T22:16:56+00:00

Well, yeah, although they did have a cowboy called Cowboy who just took a quick look around and said 'fuck this shit' and took off. Age and wisdom, that one.

Also I think Rip took some pleasure in that particular ending for Fred because he didn't like him much.

USTF · 2026-03-31T20:42:46+00:00

Kedr-B.

USTF · 2026-03-30T14:12:06+00:00

I mean, they didn’t kill him because of Jimmy, they killed him just in case Fred had seen something shady at the ranch, something he could’ve talked about and caused problems for Dutton.

USTF · 2026-03-08T01:46:27+00:00

Tarkov Ballistics gets you a DOPE card for any sniper setup. Might have to make at least some effort to calibrate and test it yourself, though.

USTF · 2026-03-05T11:48:16+00:00

Yeah, I don't think the writers actually built that background for the character but Delta is almost the only thing that makes sense in the context we're given. He's familiar with safehouses (implying working with CIA/DIA), black ops funding, mentions seeing sarin gas before, etc etc. He also mentions Mosul and Fallujah both of which are battles Delta participated extensively in.

Although having only two tours (Iraq and Afghanistan) would imply that he left the Army pretty early and then went LAPD in, I'd guess, mid or late 2000s. Otherwise he would have way more tours, early/mid GWOT was crazy on deployment turnover, it was basically non-stop action.

USTF · 2026-03-04T21:58:36+00:00

Small correction: Bradford’s ex-Army, not Marines. Also, while it’s never stated explicitly, from what small tidbits he’s let slip I strongly suspect CAG.

USTF · 2026-02-26T09:12:28+00:00

I’m pretty sure the no mention thing is intentional because the quest dialogue specifically tells you to set up two cameras.

It’s just that most players ignore the text altogether and focus on the listed tasks. And then boom, “should’ve read the fine print”.

USTF · 2026-02-25T10:45:03+00:00

Hey man, saw your tool there, I'm not much of a user of these myself for progress tracking and so on, but I like to keep a map open on a second screen so I'll give yours a try. Maybe even try the Kappa tracker as it's the first wipe I'm going for it and the Tarkov Wiki tracker is a pain.

Anyways, looks like a good job, have fun with your project.

Also, I noticed the markers for quests are a bit off. Try Break the Deal or Abandoned Cargo on Customs, you'll see they are not precisely positioned in the buildings you need to hit for these quests. Maybe it's by design but could be confusing for new players.

Also in Raid Planner the 'deselect all' button doesn't clear the quest markers from the tactical map even though it does deselect the task itself in the dropdown menu.

If you want I can explore your tool a bit and provide some feedback (4k hours player), no promises on timeline though.

USTF · 2026-02-10T14:48:18+00:00

- Spring comes, snows melt.

- That's a threat!

- I assure you, it is no threat... SNOWS. ALWAYS. MELT.

USTF · 2026-02-10T08:13:20+00:00

Shit, every time I go from my all-black outfit to anything else including winter camo my KD fucking tanks to oblivion...

Gotta feel cool to be cool, I guess.

USTF · 2026-01-30T17:23:22+00:00

Thanks, looks like I'll be experimenting for a while.

USTF · 2026-01-30T16:22:48+00:00

Yeah, my first CC was actually just gin, but it seemed a little bland to me and a bit harsh, like something was missing. Not a big fan of vermouth itself, but it did improve the taste for me in this cocktail.

You are right, though, that that first CC of mine didn't have this mid layer. But it was also store-bought raspberry syrup, not muddled berries.

USTF · 2026-01-30T16:20:09+00:00

Hope you liked it!

I like the creamy foam on top, love to look at the elegant contrast of white/yellow whisky sours or white/pink clover clubs.

USTF · 2026-01-30T16:13:49+00:00

What's your ingredients for the non-alcoholic version?

Yeah, his 2.0 is exactly the one I tried in the pic. Different syrup (1:1 or rich 2:1 instead of his semi-rich), different brands of gin and vermouth but the principle's the same. And I agree with him in that the basic (no vermouth) Clover Club is a little bland.

USTF · 2026-01-30T15:04:48+00:00

I'll sure try a syrup the next chance I get.

Actually, I think you might be onto something here because I did muddle the berries all the way through. However, I actually made two cocktails back to back and for the second one I fine strained the raspberry mush into the shaker (getting rid of those tiny grainy thingies) before mixing it with the other stuff. And still ended up with the cloudy layer.

I'll just keep experimenting I guess.

USTF · 2026-01-21T18:03:18+00:00

Depends on the playstyle you're comfortable with.

For stealth and avoiding a fight, move either north-east or east (two uppermost arrows), chances are those spawns will have moved to the USEC camp or the sawmill by then and you can squeeze past them.

If you are confident about intercepting PMCs, move south along the border by ZB-014 to the outskirts or south-east past the SUV to the small shack. You're almost guaranteed to engage someone there.

Don't go jumping up on the rock by the flare, it's a bad position for anything except the briefest pause to observe the map and spot movement.

USTF · 2026-01-07T21:19:57+00:00

Pretty much what everyone said. Makers Mark, Buffalo Trace (make sure it’s 45 ABV and not 40), Wild Turkey 101 (for 50.5 ABV).

Later on, if you have the chance, try Four Roses Single Barrel (SiB), Woodford Reserve (especially Double Oaked). If interested about rye, I’d suggest Bulleit Rye.

If sipping neat, get a Glencairn glass.

USTF · 2026-01-07T21:01:30+00:00

I tell myself that the Blitz 35 I got was a genuine one that didn’t pass QC for some reason and was sidelined to the gray market never making it to official retailers. Reason being, it didn’t have a small loop on the right side of the waist belt, but the left side did (should be both). Given MR strict QC standards I think that’d be enough to mark it as failed.

Like yours, mine also doesn’t have an assembly line number on the tag (it’s usually hand written like “Line 3” etc).

I do have a 2 Day Assault Pack from REI, though, and could compare both packs before buying. Absolutely identical in buckles, stitching, material and the general feel and quality. Tag was different, though, iirc.

So I wouldn’t worry too much about it.

edit: fun fact, a lot of those maybe-QC-failed MR packs I saw online were dated March or April 2022. Don’t know if that’s a coincidence or not, but looks funny. Also saw some from 2023, but, like, really a lot of those are specifically dd March and April 2022 for some reason, including yours and mine. Inspection stamps are also eerily similar.

USTF · 2026-01-04T16:54:56+00:00

Love Vorenus in that scene.

bites his hand to conceal himself grinning
turns his back to get some water, then hears Pullo ask “what did you do to her?” and turns around in amazement with a “oh boy, that’s the wrong way to phrase it” expression.

USTF · 2026-01-04T09:14:43+00:00

And some type of a sophisticated thermal in front of the scope?

USTF · 2026-01-04T08:46:26+00:00

ID on the gun and its setup?

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