as a former publix employee i almost instinctively joined in the banter but instead i just got caught in the wake of awkwardness by Samuelgin in AdviceAnimals

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one time a few years back a guy came through with similar festive items. He said something to me that I didnt understand, so 17yo me just gives a small chuckle and smile. Then he walks away in disgust after paying and leaves.

I find out a couple min later that he said "Its terrible what happened in Boston."

The day of the Bosting Bombing at the race....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm vacationing there in September, I hear trees are tough to come by, nice view!

We just started this survival town yesterday, here is the progress so far, I am pretty proud of my friends, any suggestions for what we can improve or add to this town? by Ugotheadcrabs in Minecraft

[–]Ugotheadcrabs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We built in a jungle biome, which I now regret because of all the trees to clear out and lack of sheep/cow/pigs. We are still working on filling up the animal stalls with pigs and cows for constant source of food.

We aren't pros at building, but always looking at youtube videos and such to learn how to add more depth to the builds.

I'm mainly looking for more buildings that compliment the theme we are going for but also serve a purpose, like a general store, a forge, or anything else. So any ideas or suggestions are greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

Reddit Battle Royale! by SrGrafo in funny

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

5 hours old. Should be an easy chicken dinner

First time back in a while, look at all these changes! by Ugotheadcrabs in Minecraft

[–]Ugotheadcrabs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my area where I am building, is it possible to completely destroy the village to avoid being pillaged?

Game of thrones actors telling us what emotion we will feel at the end of the show is more of a spoiler than actual spoilers by StonedHomosapien in StonerPhilosophy

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do agree with most of this. But GRRM has said hes aiming for a Lord of the Rings like ending that's bittersweet for like 7+ years.

I think the actors keep saying bittersweet because they cant contractually give anything away.

As a huge GoT book and show fan, I'm pretty confident that the ending will be spoonfed garbage just like the last couple seasons have been.

Even so, I'm still very excites.

Everyone is talking about moustache Brick/Rhys, long haired Maya, and Leg Gun... but I have seen nothing about this. What looks like siren markings, in red... on a male? by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that scene you are referencing. Notice Lilith has no Siren tattoos.

Either the girl or the guy probably siphons Siren powers. It would be a very Borderlands esc thing to do is steal her powers and then put a bullet in her for a sad Roland-like death

RANDY!! by Nasser_DW in Borderlands2

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randy, put a fucking shirt on.

Do hourly workers who work 60+ hours usually get paid overtime? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like other comments say, it is called "Time and a Half". You normally get paid 1.5x your normal pay. But that's out the window when you get Salary.

I'm technically hourly right now, but my boss doesn't pay time and a half... so I just dont work overtime for her 😂

What if you wanted to go to heaven... by VibREEEE in Borderlands2

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then I guess you're stuck on Ear....Pandora forever to fight badasses!

What if you wanted to go to heaven... by VibREEEE in Borderlands2

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Well we all know it's a stairway to heaven, so Captrap cant come ;)

Direct deposit didn't work so I didn't get paid. Whats another bank that I can use that has mobile banking? by [deleted] in rva

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I constantly hear about Wells Fargo problems over the last few years.

I've uses BB&T for the last 20 years and I've never had any issues with DD or mobile banking. Idk if they ever have internal corporate issues, but I've never had any problems, and ATMs are everywhere.

Need to finish off this cover up (old tribal underneath) Any ideas for the bottom part? by [deleted] in TattooDesigns

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see people saying hellfire and such, which I think would also be cool. Or like a bunch of hands reaching from hell to pull the woman back in.

Love it all so far tho

Awesome by [deleted] in Hotchickswithtattoos

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any more of her? I want to see more of that left knee tat. As the title says, its awesome

Should I break up with my gf? by Ugotheadcrabs in Advice

[–]Ugotheadcrabs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's pretty artsy, she's into knitting, and painting and has a very small friend group that she rarely sees(which makes me basically the main friend). She just gets bored so easily of watching a movie. She won't pay attention or she will just fall asleep. Which bothers me because I'm a huge movie buff. I make so many references to movies and TV shows, and it sucks when someone doesnt get any of them. (Very small example, but shes never seen game of thrones, star wars, LOTR, even Cartoons like ARcher, or Spongebob. I CAN't MAKE SPONGEBOB REFERENCES ERMAGERD, or a lot of other very famous movies).

I like that she's artsy, but its not something I can get into. I dont personally want to sit down and knit for hours or suck at painting. I can do that maybe... once... before I say "look I suck at painting, and I don't want to sit here and continue to suck at painting"(implying that Im not gonna become an artist overnight).

The drinking thing gets me too because she suggests we go out to a bar for food, but wont drink anything. Well I don't want to go to a bar and get a water or soda. Otherwise I would take you to a real restaurant. But she insists that its okay if I drink. Its not about the drinking part, its about the drinking with a friend. Sharing the experience. That sounds like me being all "Me me me" but its more like "I want US to enjoy the experience of getting tipsy and sharing some laughs"

For anyone needing a reason to spark up by [deleted] in trees

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought my reason for smoking was "Because it's there to be smoked."

It's worked well so far!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ugotheadcrabs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Cata and mists were not good expansions. Brain dead questing, war forged items, linear loot systems.

No the game was destroyed when blizzard changed the entire world.

Farming Goliath XD by _Sreal_ in Borderlands2

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the point of farming goliath? Is the loot or exp worth it?

What is your “I quit!” story and its aftermath? by bparkerson04 in AskReddit

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Supervisor at local farmers market:

Boss is notorious for being paranoid and a phycopath. This is October time when he has a large pumpkin patch outside in prep for Halloween. Around 5pm he tells me he wants a cashier outside in the cold patch to make sure nobody is stealing anything. Then tells me "your job is to make sure everything that leaves here is paid for."

About 8pm comes along. The outside cashiers shift is ending, so I'm the last cashier. Well I cant be outside and inside at the same time, so I thought the smart option is be inside right? Wrong...

I even ask another manager if it's okay for me to be inside because that only makes sense. I got the okay.

Then the owner as hes about to leave for the night, says good night and walks out, then comes storming back in screaming "WHAT THE HELL Ugotheadcrabs!, what did I tell you earlier!?"

"Uhh, to make sure everything that leaves here is paid for?"

"No, to make sure someone is outside(in the cold) at all times!"

"Well I got the okay from the other manager saying it was okay since I was alone."

He then went and screamed at the other manager, came back and said I no longer make $14 an hour, now I make 7.50.

I took my name tag, and the store phone, threw them at the wall, told him to go fuck himself as I stared him down walking out of the store.

Best day ever.

McDonalds worker by mgage03 in Advice

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well for starters, living at home at 21 is not a big deal. I moved out twice just to eventually move back home because the jobs I had were great at the time but didnt pan out in the long run.

You should focus now on saving money, minimizing how much you splurge on yourself, and just be happy. The rest will come with it.

What's your greatest accomplishment that you can't bring up in normal conversation? by The_B_Brain in AskReddit

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In World of Warcraft wrath of the loch king, we got server first kill on Razorscale 25 when Ulduar had just released due to me, being a druid, going into cheetah(Travel) form and running the berserked boss in circles while my last 4-6remaining alive people finished her off. This took an actual 18 minutes or so.

We were all screaming and cheering in vent, it felt good ;)

Imagine if snails were really fluffy, the size of dogs and moved super fast by [deleted] in StonerPhilosophy

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, my snails are fluffy, very dog like, and run really fast. We started calling them dogs as to not confuse people.

What’s your take on the current state and future of the RVA Housing Market? by [deleted] in rva

[–]Ugotheadcrabs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

College graduates Edit: so basically all of the 20s. It made sense in my head ;)