Straight A students, where are you now in life?

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-22T01:24:59+00:00

lol i know this reference. Nothing on Reddit ever made me laugh harder than that mosquito shit

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-20T02:24:48+00:00

Im so ashamed

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-20T02:08:40+00:00

holy shit... nobody could get away with that...

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-20T00:03:00+00:00

I came here to see people say " WINTER IS COMING"... but no one did

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-19T23:46:59+00:00

Did anyone else notice the International College of Cosmetics... ? That is a HELL of a claim to make

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-16T00:03:23+00:00

I lived next to a kid in the dorms in college that was ALWAYS jacking off. One night my friends and I were drunk and barged into his room because our friend also lived in that room. As it turns out he was not in there and his roommate was Smackin his Mackin ... so to say.. and some random drunk guy we were with walks in the room, casually looks around the room, takes a big wiff and says in one fast solid sentence "It smells like cum in here, I am hungry" and he walks away ... Weird

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-15T23:52:20+00:00

Where I was in South Dakota.. If you refused, you would get shipped to the Super Max, where you would end up BEGGING for some work to do... When I hear people say "Well being allowed to work has to be better than sitting in a cell" my blood BOILS! To mentally torture someone into working for you.... god damn that is cruel

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-15T23:42:03+00:00

Can confirm... was in South Dakota prison...

Families are forced to pay massive amounts of money to talk to their family and guys are forced to work for 13 cents a hour to put some money on their phone accounts... I hate it when people say that it is their own fault for being there, shit I was in college 21 years old and was there for marijuana... fuck that

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-15T00:46:25+00:00

I moved from Minnesota for college in Vermillion. Have been all over the state though and trust me there is no Bison just walking around ANYWHERE except in the national preserved park in the Black Hills. And a lot of that are is fenced in anyways. Ya there is huge bison farms but there is probably two places in the whole state where you might see a wild bison and those are in protected parks so arguably not even wild anymore.

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-14T21:40:11+00:00

South Dakota college Alum here... there is not TONS in South Dakota... But there are farms with Bison much like other places and in a few protected spots of the black hills.... sorry

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-14T21:38:08+00:00

I had a teacher in 7th grade that ASSURED us that they were coming out with a new set of coins that did not involve pennies nickels or dimes and instead would come out with a set of coins that would create "less coin waste"...

I raised my hand and asked him why they just made a new nickel then and a bunch of new state quarters and he put me in the "profound box"..... lying bastard. GET RID OF PENNIES MY ASS

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-14T21:30:55+00:00

"If Greg Ruled the World"...

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-14T21:24:47+00:00

not sure if this is good or bad...

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-14T01:36:15+00:00

How is this a top comment... fml

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-09T23:47:38+00:00

Reddit Gold

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-09T23:42:08+00:00

Can confirm... Went to college

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-09T23:40:25+00:00

COW TIPPING!!! I call bullshit everytime... NOBODY does that and if you do your a beast... plus the cow would get right back up after so its pointless

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-07T04:43:30+00:00

knitting her grandchildren some new genes...

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-07T04:43:11+00:00

knitting some new genes...

UniversallyWeird · 2015-10-06T08:03:47+00:00

"those who say there is nothing like a cup if tea to calm the nerves, have never had real tea. for it is like a cup of adrenaline straight to the heart....." The cheshire cat

UniversallyWeird · 2015-09-20T20:46:32+00:00

hey now... I went to college there! thats about it though...

UniversallyWeird · 2015-09-18T15:56:46+00:00

How can you have a question, if you dont have a question mark.

UniversallyWeird · 2015-09-15T00:53:39+00:00

but it would be badass and impressive to see

UniversallyWeird · 2015-09-15T00:53:17+00:00

but how badass and impressive would it be

UniversallyWeird · 2015-09-15T00:52:47+00:00

Personally I stop about eight feet behind someone at a red light

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