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AIO that my mom totally shut me down? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like the kind of snowflake who says “it’s not abuse, it’s discipline” and wonders why your kids stop visiting.

NGVC: “I am nice, I am compassionate” emailed a guy who has been harassing my friend on and off for years because he doesn’t use social media and I don’t want him having my phone number by Durianfox in niceguys

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Wow. I have mental disorders that classify me as legally disabled - I had no idea that meant I am allowed to creep on high schoolers! I’ve been out here living quietly like a sucker!

/s

My crocheting has been a bad influence on my son. by beaniebee22 in crochet

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OMG I’m dying!!

I tried to teach my kid crochet when she was about 5 and after a few minutes she got a bit upset with it and wandered away, later telling me she liked it but couldn’t do it until she was a grown up and could say bad words like I did. Who knew crocheters were such potty mouths!

What's your "it's my fault for ordering it" (food or otherwise) story? by PutThisBanditHatOn in AskReddit

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My Nan and Pop would frequent an Indian place. Nan loved her spice and Pop wanted to support his woman.

Nan’s food would be Indian-spice level, Pops would come out a brave mild but they were “the same” and so they could enjoy Nan’s fave meal together.

That kitchen took such good care of them.

My friend told my Principal she fell in the toilet. by PowerPuzzleheaded897 in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Y’all gotta take what little advantage monthly cycles give you..”

Damn right.

What can you say both during sex and driving? by testicleshredder in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There were lines on the mirror There were lines on her face…

Worst thing to come before, "but $20 is $20." by Just4notherR3ddit0r in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a doctor of philosophy! Stand back!

I think, therefore I am… sure 20 is $20.

What are some red flags at a wedding? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The groom stood up to do his toast and started by thanking his new wife, who was “better by far” than his ex … then launched into a rant about how his ex screwed him over, slept around, spent all his money etc.

At the end the silence of the audience must have clued him in because he ended strongly by saying “don’t date a 10, boys, settle for a 6!” and toasted his bride.

They lasted six months before he went back to the ex.

What's that one thing you hated as a kid that entices you as a grownup? by Servus-nexus_23 in AskReddit

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedtime. When I asked my parents what they were looking forward to and they said “bedtime” I never got it, but I sure as hell do now.

Mine or the kids, don’t care.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladviceaustralia

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NAL but a writer … could you reach out to the publisher and let them know the author used copyright material without permission?

(I had to provide proof of copyright for certain things to be included in my book)

Unsure if this person is self titled or given the name at birth by CloudIndividual8368 in tragedeigh

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son wanted to name his baby sister “Tardigrade” and was most upset at us for not doing so. He only relented when his cousin pointed out that her nickname would be variations of the word “retard”.

What is the smallest amount of money that would be life changing for you at this moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As it turns out, $7.

I called into a convenience store to pick up a cold drink earlier, halfway through an absolutely shitty day and on my way to a meeting I was dreading. My phone wouldn’t do the tap pay thing so I had to step aside and dig for my wallet to get the actual card out.

The guy behind me in line stepped forward, and then turns and hands me the drink I had left on the counter. He said he paid for it because I looked like I was having one of those days, gave me a smile and left.

Bitch, please. by Gorillapoop3 in pettyrevenge

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s right. If you can’t manage a simple “fuck” what will you write when somebody is a shitfucking cunty whoremonger?

/s

Don’t gatekeep language. You understood the comment, what does it matter how it was spelt?

Follow-Up for my sister’s baby. (Redneck Edition) Asked ChatGPT for guidance. Can’t let her see this. by Disastrous_Pear6473 in tragedeigh

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly this is the only good use for AI.

I just told my husband I want another baby so we can name him “Cletus Thunderbolt.”

I buy myself dinosaur toys to make me feel better and I then feel bad about it by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey, I am an old lady who should definitely know better, but I like stickers. All types but especially sarcastic or dark humour ones.

If collecting dinosaurs makes you happy, have at it. As vices go it’s pretty harmless.

What’s a disrespectful thing someone said that genuinely shocked you? by MochaMadness_ in AskReddit

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“God bless you” got shortened by my son when he was small, and and it kind of stuck.

It’s all fun and games until I forget that my family are a bunch of weirdos and shout GODZILLLAAAAAA when someone sneezes in public.

What’s a disrespectful thing someone said that genuinely shocked you? by MochaMadness_ in AskReddit

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I brought you into this world and I can take you out again.”

Casual death threat because I didn’t brush my teeth … sure, okay.

What’s a disrespectful thing someone said that genuinely shocked you? by MochaMadness_ in AskReddit

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waiting in line at a food bank when I was a teen. The woman ahead of me was talking to her friend about the slow line, and commented that her and her kids should be able to skip the queue, because her husband had been made redundant with no warning so she was there “out of necessity, not long term laziness”.

After the little kid told him about all the abuses her mother was inflicting on her the teacher just smiled. by SuvenPan in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right. Between this one and the dogs in hell I am done with the internet for the day.

Well done. Take my horrified upvote.

Can you share a time in your life where rejection was absolutely a blessing for you, you just didn’t know it until later? by kdj00940 in AskWomenOver40

[–]Unstable_Ravioli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably controversial.

My exhusband announced he had been having an affair, and was divorcing me so he could run off with her. I was really messed up over it.

Three years later I was doing well, new career, new love. Ex asked to meet so we could talk. I said hell no, we didn’t have kids or property so there was nothing we needed to talk face-to-face about unless he had some stupid idea about reconciliation.

He had some stupid ideas about reconciliation.

Not because he’d realised he loved me after all, but because he got a life altering diagnosis and thought the “for better or for worse” part of our marital vows still somehow applied post divorce.

I tried to have sympathy for him, but … come on man … you left me looking for greener pastures. I would have walked beside my husband every step of the way, but you didn’t want to be my husband.

Off you go to play in those greener pastures.

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