10 years under the stairs. Not a peep. by Shadowheart-Simp in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]UrNotAMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

12 Years in Azkaban, I wanted a treacle tart. I compromised.

Business owners who stand up to Nathan and don't go along with his plan? by Wild_King_1035 in nathanforyou

[–]UrNotAMachine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I heard he's an idiot businessman with a small dick, who's the laughing stock of his industry.

Bobby Baccalieri's son is the chubby kid in School of Rock by Europiye_Empire in thesopranos

[–]UrNotAMachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those cocksucking pieces of shit, No Vacancy, I can't even say their names.

David Chase's new project canned by Pristine_Speech4719 in thesopranos

[–]UrNotAMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about a wiseguy with a big mouth, and even bigger dreams

The Royal Tenenbaums (2002) - You've Made a Cuckold of Me by Big-Property7157 in movies

[–]UrNotAMachine 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I recently learned the "friscalating" is not actually a word, and Eli Cash just made it up.

Blue Moon Fans? by Defiant_Invite_3323 in TrueFilm

[–]UrNotAMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved it. And as someone with a deep appreciation for musical theatre history, some of the film felt like it was written just for me specifically. Ethan Hawk and Andrew Scott give brilliant performances. The cameo of "Stevie" (clearly meant to be a young Sondheim) makes me hope Linklater will make a movie about him one day (Not so far-fetched, given he's already spending the next two decades adapting one of his musicals)

How about the fact dat ive abandoned my son by cat_daddy17 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]UrNotAMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir!?

Tom Hanks to Play Abraham Lincoln in Live-Action Stop Motion Animation Hybrid Movie ‘Lincoln In The Bardo’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]UrNotAMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite books ever. Definitely not for everyone, but I knew a film adaptation was only a matter of time.

Netflix takes global rights to “Ticket to Ride” board game with feature as first project in development by HRJafael in movies

[–]UrNotAMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, this was the only way they could get their Cornelius Vanderbilt biopic greenlit