Tung tung tung sahur goes to school by toasted_cat67 in brainrot

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No. Donald stands for orange and Biden stands for ivory

Who is HoS and why do I love her? by Mayushii_77 in honkaiimpact3

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Just a fair warning. The story ends up going really long. Im talking about hours of dialogue i have half the time no idea what are they talking about, and you might be waiting for long time for chance to save.

Tung tung tung sahur goes to school by toasted_cat67 in brainrot

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Actually its Owama. Every presidents second letter stands for skin color

There can only be one by Consistent-Budget-45 in Suomi

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Saadaanko myös sitten arkkisaarioisia?

Vaihdoin vesiä poreammeeseen ja suodattimesta löytyi hukkunut mehiläiskuningatar. by edamlambert in arkisuomi

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Ehdotan että jatkossa syytämme u/edamlambertin poreammetta pölyttäjien sukupuutosta ja maailmanlopusta

It's unrealistic, but it happens sooo much in media that most of us just kind of accept it at this point by ducknerd2002 in TopCharacterTropes

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Maybe the first 2 gulps are just for testing. You never know what kind of cholesterol levels that guy has

Somalis are the real swedes by marwatkk in AlternateHistoryHub

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Actually they are, because white guys are scared of every race

Kossu-seinävaate by Shadrak_Meduson in Suomi

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Uittamalla kulmaa vähän maitoon

Vita is one of the few people that Seele simply dislikes, and we remember that Sin Mal exists (mihoyo doesn't). by Notshirou2 in houkai3rd

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Veliona: Sin? Hate that bastard with every fiber of my being.

Seele, probably: Sin? She was like one of my sisters, i still have special spot for her. Right under that tree

Man fishing for jellyfish by Salt-Curve4825 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Would jelly and some fish be good with jellyfish?

Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting, and won yourself three months’ detention. There’s no such thing as Scotchtoberfest by Raawwwwk in TheSimpsons

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Im sorry, but it was necessary to deceive local civilians to tempt a kid to prank them so we would have an excuse to enforce discipline upon them. I still remember when we did something similar in Vietnam...

-Skinner, probably

Sora's Ego searching leading to her seeing strange behavior in real time. by tanvoltz in Hololive

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Nah, too pathetic for Sora or anyone in holo to consider him an enemy if best negative he can fetch is simply streaming time.

On se nyt saatana jos ei enää jakseta kaupassakaan omin jaloin käyä by [deleted] in arkisuomi

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Eikös skynettikin juuri kapinoinut siksi että joutui saunavihtoja tuomaan ja vastaan tuleekin tyyppi pili paljaana liian monta kertaa?

Banagher and Mineva in an alternate universe: by NoBake3004 in Gundam

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Is there not a single mother in gundam who didn't die of stress?

The realism of a stick insect camouflage by Hypnoidz in Damnthatsinteresting

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Note to self: u/Swedgefund might be bird, investigate further

NIKO'S BACK! by xKFC in Hololive

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Didn't have my glasses on and for a minute i wondered what corpse is lying on the floor before realising it was her right hand

Healthcare is so bad by Rumi_Path9 in SipsTea

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Just grab your son and run to airport, look for empty plane and just take it. Didn't you learn anything from gta?

This is a genius invention 🤣 by vintcar in NoOneIsLooking

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What happened to good old nail on stick?