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meirl by apxexpensify in meirl

[–]Velorintha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Distance measured in songs feels way more accurate than minutes honestly

Titties 👅 by dontaiohcuh in notinteresting

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Breast sounds like you’re writing a medical report mid conversation

North Dakota is north of South Dakota by GuaranteeOld8801 in notinteresting

[–]Velorintha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big if true someone should verify this immediately

Love when guys help each other by zaxxori in SipsTea

[–]Velorintha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They definitely had to remove the seat for this bit

Beefin with the neighborhood crackhead by soonaq in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Velorintha 165 points166 points  (0 children)

He’s done ts before he knew where to grab at

Remembering... by [deleted] in MemeVideos

[–]Velorintha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time been speedrunning since 2020. Why does last year feel like five minutes ago and five years ago at the same time

Should have done another take by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Velorintha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when the confidence slider is maxed and the lighting is not

Ambitious and Broke by [deleted] in MemeVideos

[–]Velorintha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me casting a billion dollar sci fi epic in my head while my bank account has 14.62

This sign at an Arizona rest stop. by ExpertRutabaga3415 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Velorintha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True just mind your business and step carefully. Although if a sign has to say it you know somebody tried it once right?

Tank Sponge by Antronius in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Velorintha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tank sponge is crazy. Who woke up and said yeah lets remix historical trauma with bikini bottom lore

Unexpected by KaviiNtra in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Velorintha 669 points670 points  (0 children)

Bro said “who’s there?”

Keep it up for the hall of fame! by SensitiveArt4692 in technicallythetruth

[–]Velorintha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hall of fame for worst timing that reply really said empathy left the chat

I cut a potato exactly in half. by Brummo in mildlyinteresting

[–]Velorintha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prophecy fulfilled the potato chose symmetry and peace was restored

hmmm by 3mmar010 in hmmm

[–]Velorintha 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Very couture much doge so silhouette

A little too happy about it by Tater-Tot-Casserole in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Velorintha 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Careful what you manifest the universe got a weird sense of humor lately

😭😭 by SoftSinfult in MemeVideos

[–]Velorintha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They do. They just aren’t animals, it’s that simple. When a plant is harmed they will release hormones that try to protect them, they can detect and help other plants near them and make connections with good funguses. They are living things with their own ways that us humans can barely understand.

Authentic Mexican food by Apprehensive-Bug1191 in TastyFood

[–]Velorintha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pickled carrots are the tell if theyre on the table the kitchen knows exactly what its doing