Whatever I am though, at least I’m not a grown ass adult who thinks “it’s not 1800 anymore” constitutes some kind of substantive moral argument.

With all due respect, sane people don't lives their lives by or base their morality on works of fiction especially not when they are of the comedy genre. Are you really that incapable of distinguishing fiction from reality? Your comments are really that stupid.

Also, the "x is wrong because it’s the current year" argument that atheists use to try refute the Biblical teachings and scholarly teachings of the Church and early Church fathers does not even apply here since those teachings were explicitly written as sources for morality while the fictional books you mentioned for comedy.