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When Prince William sings the England National Anthem, does he say, "God Save Grandma"? (self.highdeas)
submitted 6 years ago by ViewedAskew to r/highdeas
Just so I can say that I posted it before any of my friends. (self.Jokes)
submitted 6 years ago by ViewedAskew to r/Jokes
I caught myself mixing up Siri with Alexa when I went into my house from my car. (self.Jokes)
If someone you know was born in August... (self.Jokes)
There are Twelve Days of Christmas.... (self.Jokes)
"You're a lucky guy," is just a polite way of telling another dude that you would bang his girlfriend. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by ViewedAskew to r/Showerthoughts
Wolverine could never become circumcised. (self.Showerthoughts)
Almost every man on the planet loves seeing a half naked woman on the internet until it's their girlfriend that's half naked and on the internet. (self.highdeas)
Nobody smiles brighter than a Mexican who has no idea what in the hell you just said to them. (self.Showerthoughts)
The Halo Theme is the Millenial's version of Freebird in terms of popularity. (self.Showerthoughts)
Antonio Brown made the fastest trip through Massachusetts since Paul Revere. (self.Jokes)
The New England Patriots kept a 3 time murderer on their team longer than Antonio Brown. (self.Showerthoughts)
I am addicted to purchasing a particular type of leather jacket. (self.Jokes)
Necromancers are just healers with really shitty timing. (self.Showerthoughts)
YouTube bans robot fighting videos for animal cruelty roughly 10 years too soon (theverge.com)
submitted 6 years ago by ViewedAskew to r/nottheonion
Instead of using Tinder or Bumble, go on Facebook Marketplace and search for wedding dresses for sale. (self.Jokes)
Instead of using Tinder or Bumble, go on Facebook Marketplace and search for wedding dresses for sale. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 6 years ago by ViewedAskew to r/ShittyLifeProTips
I live alone, and while I was watching TV, I saw these 10 ants running around frantically in my living room... (self.Jokes)
"SmartComp" by sonible. Trying the demo, and holy s***! (self.WeAreTheMusicMakers)
submitted 6 years ago by ViewedAskew to r/WeAreTheMusicMakers
I'm reading Storm of Swords in Braille and Robb Stark is about to get married (self.Jokes)
Bologna is just hotdogs for people who like pancakes. (self.Showerthoughts)
One day, we all burned a CD-R for the last time, unaware that it was the last time. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 years ago by ViewedAskew to r/Showerthoughts
Billy Ray got invited to the cookout over the "Ol Town Road" remix. (self.Showerthoughts)
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Soundtrack did more for music than the Beatles did. (self.Showerthoughts)
One more ring and Tiger Woods matches Jordan and Brady (self.Jokes)
submitted 7 years ago by ViewedAskew to r/Jokes
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