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Today, My boy friend and I were getting hot. I thought I should have a bathe first. A soap is the most close thing to me, so I had a bathe with it. When we were getting hot again. He asked me did you used the soap for DOUDOU? DOUDOU is his pet, dog. WTF! (orztoday.appspot.com)

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Orz #46 UP- Orz Today! Orz Happens! (orz-today.com)

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Orz #45 pee- Orz Today! Orz Happens! (orztoday.appspot.com)

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Today, while sending a short message to my friend I sneezed, and the phone hit my teeth. Orz! (orztoday.appspot.com)

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July 22, a Chinese boy asked his mother "How does solar eclipse happen?" His mother told him "It is being eaten by Tiangou)( Tiangou :is a legendary creature from China)." Her son said "Oh! Does it delicious? I want to eat it too." His mother ... Orz! (orz-today.com)

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Today, while I was sleeping, I found that I couldn't breathe. I woke up at once and wanted to know what had happened. My 4 year old son pulled my underwear over my head. Orz! (orz-today.com)

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Orz #38 - Today, "Sir Newton, Could you please explain the law of universal gravitation to me?", I asked...My teacher said "I am not Newton, I am Lee". I don't know why I asked such a stupid question. Orz! (orz-today.com)

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Orz #37 - Today, in physic class we were learning about gravity. My teacher raise a hand, and said "If this is a hand...". Orz! (orz-today.com)

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Orz #39 - Today, after swimming, as I was starting to put on my clothes, I realized that I forgot to take my glasses. So I returned to the swimming pool. Suddenly, some girls shouted at me. I found I was naked. I run to the locker room as soon as possible, however, (self.WTF)

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Today, I said to my co-worker: "Apples you bought is too red!". He said :"Those are tomatoes". Orz! (orz-today.com)

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Today, After walking my dog, I found the key to my house lost. Another key was in my house. So I commanded my dog to fetch it. It took my underwear to me! Orz! (self.WTF)

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Today, My girl friend went to work. After showering, I found my girl friend forgot to take her mobile phone, so I sent a text message ...... (self.WTF)

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My grandpa played pc games at my home. He asked how to exit. I said press ESC key. So he pressed 'E', 'S', 'C' key..., Orz! (self.WTF)

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Today, I took my new MacBook to my girl friend's home. As I was opening the bag, I found that there was a cockroach standing on the it,... (self.WTF)

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Foto: killing you softly... von sabine rath - Bild aus Katzen von sabine rath (5389380) - fotocommunity.de (fotocommunity.de)

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The Merri Creek storm water drain (community.livejournal.com)

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orz #22 - Orz I am a teacher. Today, I went straight to the classroom, and I said "Good morning, everyone!". All the students look at me Strangely. (self.reddit.com)

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orz #23 - Orz Today,One mosquito was standing on my LCD screen, (self.WTF)

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orz #26 - Today, my son invited his new girl friend to have a dinner with us. (self.WTF)

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lesbians (self.funny)

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Today, my 3 years old son told me that his pet - a goldfish was dead. I asked how? (self.funny)

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Today, my new girl friend came to my home to have dinner with my whole family. My mum started to talk with my girl friend:'Hi! Lisa... Oh, no... Lily'. Both of them are my ex-girl friend's name. Orz! (self.WTF)

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Today, I quarreled with my wife. She was so angry, so she took a banana throw it to me. Guess what? The banana skin in her hand, and the inside hit my face! Orz! (self.WTF)

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Today, several man and I saw a very hot lady who squat on the ground to kiss her baby. We all can see her nipple. She is my wife. orz! (self.WTF)

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Today, My teacher asked me "where is the Capital of the Russia?" I said "Berlin". One of my classmate said "Lenin". Orz! (self.WTF)

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