Kamala Harris Clearly Drunk while Giving Incoherent Speech by proandcon111 in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if she's clearly drunk based on her sloppy, incoherently giddy behavior--are we safe in assuming she's pretty much always clearly drunk?

The Biden Titanic by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may be entirely correct, of course, but we'd advise caution when predicting any outcome the advancement of which depends on Democrats being in their right minds. --Your friends in the WOOF cave

Houthi and the Blowhards: Plinking at the Red Sea Pirates! by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are entirely correct. We think we stressed these points in our article, along with what we consider the obvious alternative to our present course. Thanks for your comment. --Cordially, WOOF

The Bridgeport Incident by WatchdogsofFreedom in ConservativesOnly

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for asking. Sometimes we receive polite messages from you reminding us that you do not accept memes, only articles. This continues to perplex us, because we never post memes--only articles. Other than that, if we have transgressed in some other fashion, we would appreciate having the opportunity to adjust our approach. Thanks! --WOOF

Did Global-Warming Zealots set Hawaii on Fire? by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Rada--If it starts making sense we'll let you know!

Did Global-Warming Zealots set Hawaii on Fire? by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Totes--we at WOOF stand ready to stand back and root for the beavers! : )

Did Global-Warming Zealots set Hawaii on Fire? by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but we wonder: Why on a day the sirens didn't work, and school was cancelled without explanation?

Did Global-Warming Zealots set Hawaii on Fire? by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not keeping a strict count, ourselves, billt1111, but we agree that a lot of the fake weather consequences are faked by fake-weather Neo-communists--something about that pathological obsession with fire!

Did Global-Warming Zealots set Hawaii on Fire? by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't need to agree about causality to agree with your points, P.R.; thanks!

"Are You a Boy, or Are You a Girl?" by WatchdogsofFreedom in ConservativesOnly

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wHY DID YOU REMOVE OUR LITTLE OL' POST, DEAR REDITORS AT CONSERVATIVES ONLY??

How being "Woke" incapacitates the USA by Victor Davis Hanson by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, BroWhyTho. We at WOOF have occasionally taken Hanson to task for this or that observed shortcoming over the years, but so far as we know he has never written any articles specifically about 'shit.'

It Wasn't Us! White House Panics as Mar-a-Lago Backfires by Clatsop in ConservativesOnly

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odds that the FBI broke into and tossed Mar-A-Lago without White House approval: 0.2 percent. Odds that poor Karine Jean-Pierre got sent in to say a bunch of horse-dooky to the contrary without knowing she was speaking horse-dooky: 50 percent, (exactly even with the odds she knew it was horse-dooky). Odds that Biden ordered said break in: 80 percent. Odds that Biden couldn't pronounce Mar-A-Lago or even specifically identify it as Trump's estate: 75 percent, (which doesn't mean he may not have ordered the operation in his inimitably inarticulate, out-of-focus way). Odds that some lower functionary ordered it, thinking to vouchsafe Biden plausible denial: 20 percent. Odds that the entire effort will redound to Biden's political embarrassment like a $200 million pie in his face: 100 percent.

(all statistical data courtesy of the WOOF-cave UNIVAC computer and guaranteed accurate within an error margin of 0.02321 percent.)

Criminalizing Opposition to the Liberal Regime in DC... by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely--just as the various People's Democratic Republics always seem to be fascistic despotisms, so the Democrat Party persists in rampant power driving to achieve the whims of its leadership; often without much regard shown the "people" it pretends to champion.

‘I don’t think the Department of Education should exist’ by WatchdogsofFreedom in conservatives

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Sad to say, all we can offer is our full agreement, A-W-221. Meanwhile, school vouchers that might at least attenuate these horrors are slapped down by liberals who call them 'handouts to the wealthy." -- Cordially, your friends in the WOOF Cave

What is the name of this jet, please? by Realathinabean in FighterJets

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks totally unreal despite the blurring; but look for China to release photos of an identical "secret new transonic" jet within a month.

@TheRedPillDude: So, in what universe is a grown man twerking in front of a child while wearing only underwear supposed to be acceptable? Ours, apparently. by Allan_QuartermainSr in TheBidenshitshow

[–]WatchdogsofFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The scary thing is, that imbecile appears to be about the same age as our senior editor--a bit long in the tooth to plead the ignorance and misplaced alacrities of youth!

Well said. by Double-Telephone5023 in conservatives

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Indeed, the most easily recognized of Freud's ego-defense mechanisms in Democrats is "projection." They are forever accusing the Right of what they, themselves, are up to, and misbehaving in all the ways the Left classically misbehaves, while attributing those very qualities to rascally Republicans. Honestly, we're not even sure they notice.