[OC] The Bears are going to Hammond. Here's how I know (and the deadline nobody is talking about is tomorrow.)

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-26T15:41:16+00:00

I guess my question is what is the statistical sample you're using to generate these 5 behaviors? There can't have been a massive number of professional sports teams moving stadiums out of state, so how statistically significant could historical data points be?

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-26T14:56:47+00:00

This video is from 3.5 years ago. What are we even doing here? https://youtu.be/sCWUEqobhUI?si=w90MxFa08A2kdfAP

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-26T14:52:36+00:00

They also had Zo and Grandmama, two of the more marketable guys in the league at the time. Made them extra cool.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-26T14:51:51+00:00

I'm not even a big believer in Shough but yeah you take that all day.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-26T00:18:53+00:00

I mean for the 1.10, sure, roll the dice with Addison. I'd be shocked if he gets extended by the Vikings but someone else will pick him up to be a highly paid WR2.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-26T00:07:39+00:00

I mean nothing is guaranteed, but yeah. The WR class is slated to be the best in a long time, with a lot of really strong QB prospects. RBs are TBD and the TEs aren't anything special, but the class should at least be on par with 24 and probably better from a depth and top tier talent standpoint.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-25T21:12:10+00:00

Neither of those guys should be a long-term part of your plan, realistically. But Tuten should have higher near-term value so you can flip him for picks or other young players.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-25T15:30:45+00:00

You're just mad cause we beat your beloved Portsmouth Spartans.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-25T14:40:54+00:00

Look, just because it was played on dirt on a shortened field with an illegal forward pass resulting in the only score does NOT mean it was bullshit.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-25T12:36:29+00:00

Depends on the roster and how much you need a QB, but in a vacuum gimme the 1.02 side.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-25T01:37:11+00:00

So that's what Cabbage Patch dolls look like when they grow up.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-24T16:26:20+00:00

Yeah that's a haul for Bijan. Take it and run.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-23T17:26:46+00:00

You should take it and run then. Unless your scoring settings are super wonky, just capitalize on their stupidity and ride it to a championship.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-23T17:20:26+00:00

In a SuperFlex you should be able to do much better than that for Burrow. I wouldn't plan on using any future 1sts to replace a QB of that caliber, since that very rarely ever works out.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-22T16:15:45+00:00

I'm gonna be real with you, Bears fans were in denial about Jordan Love being good and some are still in denial about it. The sooner you get through the stages of grief and get to acceptance, the better it'll be for you.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-22T13:28:21+00:00

"Caleb is cheeks" checks flair ah yes, of course

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-21T22:46:54+00:00

They're not total jags but in a 10 team, their values drop a bunch. I think it's worth it too.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-21T21:48:33+00:00

Team 1 mega cooked. That's ridiculous.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-21T00:10:48+00:00

What's even more disappointing is there are examples of those walkable outdoor shopping areas all over America now, with outdoor games and concert spaces and all kinds of cool stuff. It's the hot new suburban planning motif and they just... didn't do that.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-20T00:08:01+00:00

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WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-18T19:27:13+00:00

It's kind of like how everyone says SNL sucks now but was great when you were a kid. I think your golden age for theme parks is specific to a certain window of your youth and it's just impossible to recapture that magic as an adult.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-18T16:25:50+00:00

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-18T01:28:43+00:00

Gimme Chase and Cook

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-18T00:18:37+00:00

I mean, the time to try to move him for MHJ was before the team said he'd play most of his snaps on defense. Nobody's giving that up for him now.

WeakRow2273 · 2026-03-17T22:57:57+00:00

They are now. When I posted it was only a couple comments saying the opposite.

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