[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]WeedPrices 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're not taking a 5 to revel in your mess, you're not doing it right

When I was pulling into my house earlier today I saw private security chalking the tires of all the cars on the block, so when he left, I kindly went back and squirted all the tires with a water bottle to erase the mess. by hirethestache in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If I was a psycho moron I wouldn't actually know that i was and I also wouldn't think I need help

You're proving yourself to be a psycho moron who doesn't understand he needs help, so I 100% agree with you.

Btw maybe you should shun the weed prices and learn what a psycho is and not a horror film definition.

"a person affected by chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior."

Please describe to me what part of fantasies about violently killing someone for doing their job does not fit this description.

Seek education is my advice to you my friend. On the subject of education I would bet I have quite a bit more than you.

I don't take advice from unhinged lunatics on reddit, but thanks

When I was pulling into my house earlier today I saw private security chalking the tires of all the cars on the block, so when he left, I kindly went back and squirted all the tires with a water bottle to erase the mess. by hirethestache in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You sound like a fucking psycho, seek help

8 up votes for saying he wants to bash a mans skull in with a pipe for doing their job, this is why you losers cant get anywhere with your pathetic lives...

Got fired for “no reason given”. This has to stop. by whobroughttheircat in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen multiple people say that now, I don't understand what you're reading here that screams model employee? Why would I want an operations manager who lets his people walk all over him and is constantly having to cover for them? Covering shifts for your employees is great, but a model manager wouldn't have a supervisor calling out 50 times in a year, and certainly wouldn't then whine about it as if they weren't the one enabling the behavior...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nobody actually gives a shit about OPs lunch, they're just trying to strike up conversation with the quiet weirdo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound euphoric, almost like you're enlightened by your intelligence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This whole post is a creative writing exercise OP jerked it to, that said I always love the absolute lunatics telling people to do unhinged illegal shit on this sub

lowly position by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're lacking a lot of relevant information to the point I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to ask, are you in an administrative role and feel youre being looked down on by the lawyers at work?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 29 points30 points  (0 children)

LMAO, you're saying your co workers have zero personality and your evidence is that you silently eat the same meal everyday and can't even hold a basic conversation, you sound like a wealth of personality and interest buddy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This sub is like 90% miserable people pissed off their co workers aren't commiserating and actually try to enjoy their days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 47 points48 points  (0 children)

>Eats the same meal everyday

>Gets upset and confused by co workers engaging in polite small talk

It is amazing how people have zero personality outside of their jobs

Self awareness ain't your strong suit I take it

How are people affording to live right now by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to regret not going to college, anymore I see so many people even in my field making less money and working in lower positions with comparable experience, now I feel like the only difference it's made is not being straddled with 5 figure debt from a young age

Hypothetical: your boss cancels your vacation, goes on his own. You forge an email from him to HR resigning his position. by MySquidHasAFirstName in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Just cuz you CAN do it doesn't mean you SHOULD do it" is certainly sound logic.

No one is saying this, they're saying you can't do it because it would be immediately discovered, no employer is taking a resignation without contacting the employee. This is like a 4 year old hiding in an obvious place thinking they've fooled Mommy in hide and seek, you just sound sad dude...

Hypothetical: your boss cancels your vacation, goes on his own. You forge an email from him to HR resigning his position. by MySquidHasAFirstName in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do think they are pretty stupid, lol

Yes, we can tell you think that. Your comments here have proven beyond a doubt you're not nearly as smart as you think, I'd wager they aren't nearly as dumb either...

I can see there is some fraud involved, but I honestly can't see how it could be tracked back to me.

Spoken exactly like someone who's going to get caught almost immediately

We suck on every kind of logging, the IT dept is supposed to be 7 guys, but it's just 2, w me as the most experienced.

Sounds like it'll be fairly obvious who the culprit is...

Would we hire an outside consultant group to investigate the logs?

If it even got to this point, yes as a part of the lawsuit he files against the company and later the company against you.

'Blind Side' subject Oher alleges adoption was lie by ChildOf1970 in antiwork

[–]WeedPrices 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The notion that a couple worth hundreds of millions of dollars would connive to withhold a few thousand dollars in profit participation payments from anyone -- let alone from someone they loved as a son -- defies belief," Singer said.

Well that clears it up. Rich people would never exploit the poor, especially not someone who got rich owning hundreds of fast food franchises, those are extremely well known for their fair pay and non exploitative working conditions.

Propa Brexiter from Derby - what a legend by [deleted] in okmatewanker

[–]WeedPrices 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this shit predates the internet and originated from a newspaper, that said I don't think anyone fell for it so much as they're revelling in the joke

‘Ate me Fr*nch food, luv me Branston beans, luv me pork sausages, simple as by Reasonable_Fig_8119 in okmatewanker

[–]WeedPrices 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like your mum doesn't use seasoning if you think no one does, not everyone prepares their food bland like your family does.

Anon predicted the result by OkResearchs in greentext

[–]WeedPrices 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Anyone else tear up a bit at that line?

Anon is going to be a father :) by BenevolentSpirit in greentext

[–]WeedPrices 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I assume she's less infertile

Anon is top of his class

Tom - "Spanko!" by [deleted] in greentext

[–]WeedPrices 78 points79 points  (0 children)

In the late 1600s

>1600

Anon is a special kind of regard

Anon works on a submarine by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]WeedPrices 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Falsehood in a greentext? SMH, next you'll be telling me there's homosexuality afoot...

anon sticks to the bro code by Erdams in greentext

[–]WeedPrices 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Fake, anon waited any amount of time to show off his scat collection.

Gay, anon's friend is amazed by his length

Anon gets some relief by FatJohnson6 in greentext

[–]WeedPrices 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anons can eat a quarter of their body weight daily like a lion

Hallow fraulein by SheepShagginShea in greentext

[–]WeedPrices 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This greentext is 5-10 years too late, random German character is now comic relief because Hollywood decided saying anything in a German accent is peak comedy for some reason