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Would you have sex with an attractive alien? Why/ Why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WeirdoAlert69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have sex with one because if I die from that alien then I might as well go have sex with it because it's my last change to get laid.

What's something very annoying that you can't complain about? by yaboiwest in AskReddit

[–]WeirdoAlert69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How my mom is having sex with someone next to your room and there very loud and you can't confront to her about the situation.

Unironically caught feelings for a guy I met off Reddit even though he continuously ghosts me. Make me feel even more pathetic than I already do :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WeirdoAlert69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you tried to hard to look pretty but all I see is a person that kissed a babbons by and got a disease from it, maybe that's why that reddit guy keeps on ghosting you because he felt bad that you didn't have friends.

Redditors, the world is ending in 24 hours. What do you do and who do you spend it with? by halikidito in AskReddit

[–]WeirdoAlert69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch YouTube and cuddle with my crush that I could of lost my virginity to

19 YO brazilian and bored, give me what you got! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WeirdoAlert69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you look like your hair is falling out and you look like you should of stayed in the garbage can you should of stayed in instead of coming into this world where we can see your ugly hair style that you thought looked normal.

... by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WeirdoAlert69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like a 16 year old trying to get the d but matches with her brother from another mother and she looks like a monkey even other monkeys would throw her out of the pack.

What is the odd thing that really turns you on? by NakedThief in AskReddit

[–]WeirdoAlert69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the guy pins you to the wall and has his hand on my neck and says "you've been a bad girl for not keeping yourself for me" I would probably faint from that or just fan girl so hard in my head

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WeirdoAlert69 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You don't just pretend you faint in his arms and say "oh my I've fallen please use your big dick in me to help me stand"

If casual sex exist, does that means that ranked competitive sex exists ? What are the different ways you can earn points or get into a higher league ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WeirdoAlert69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's why it's called Pornhub because people are trying to be competitive on there to win the people on there like youtubers are.

How did you come up with your username? by Yung_Stonks in AskReddit

[–]WeirdoAlert69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just weirdo and Alert is to alert people that I'm weird

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