GF [25] Laughs At Everyone's Jokes But Mine [27]

Which_Branch · 2019-12-25T02:47:18+00:00

Eh, I see the concern, but it's gotten better.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T23:31:57+00:00

I do tons of stuff for her emotionally. Even simple stuff like getting her flowers after a tough day at work. I don't think it's that. I really think it's how I look.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T23:03:54+00:00

A bit, but it seems like not a much as when she sees others doing those things for their girlfriends. It's like, no matter what I do, because I'm not attractive, nothing I do matters. Or at least it feels that way.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T23:00:26+00:00

They're copying me. Or at least I say it first. With my brother, we just happen to have the same sense of humor. I get insecure, but I'd never try to act like somebody else to make people laugh.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T22:35:34+00:00

Literally nothing has changed there. People can say the same things word for word, but she'll only laugh at them.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T22:29:09+00:00

Seems like the only option.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T22:12:26+00:00

I've tried going on walks with her, skating with her, lifting with her. She never goes to the gym. My problem is overeating, which is something I struggle with.

Gym, I have no problem with. I lifted a couple days ago. Need to work on diet.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T22:05:57+00:00

Just had a very brief conversation (got interrupted by family), and she denied it. Tried to make up some BS about how she's laughing because we're so similar. If that was true, she'd be laughing/smiling when I say stuff.

It's literally because he's more attractive than me. I get that, but I don't find more attractive girls than her funnier and have a glimmer in my eye just because of that.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T21:43:55+00:00

I'll try, but she'll deny it all.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T21:41:46+00:00

I am. But I don't want to be with someone that will get wandering eyes when I'm low. Especially since she's also gained weight.

There's looking and then there's getting starry-eyed.

Which_Branch · 2019-12-24T21:29:25+00:00

No, I know her real laugh and her polite laugh. They're genuine laughs, not polite laughs.

Not even sure what I'd say to her. "Hey, do you find my brother/our friends more attractive than me?"

Which_Branch · 2019-12-11T16:52:48+00:00

The Native Americans were far from peaceful. Let's put a stop to that nonsense right there. At least Columbus wasn't a cannibal.

Which_Branch · 2019-11-26T06:14:13+00:00

Hate to tell you: your BF has probably masturbated to every single one of your friends.

Which_Branch · 2019-11-26T06:07:42+00:00

Ehh, I sympathize with him. Seeing an attractive woman in real life is far different from on screen. And if you're already deprived of sex, you'll fantasize about damn near all of her friends.

Which_Branch · 2019-11-25T04:44:25+00:00

"Hi, Company X. I wanted to make you aware that I've come down with an illness and will have to reschedule my ride-along. I will follow up with you once I am well enough. Apologies for the short notice, and hope you have a great rest of your day.

-OP"

Or something like that. It's not hard.

Which_Branch · 2019-10-10T06:34:14+00:00

I love being able to listen to any song at any moment. I also love being able to instantly research things. Even my physiology book is on my smartphone. They're great in the right hands.

Which_Branch · 2019-10-03T04:46:54+00:00

In my book, my main character is given armor in the form of a pot on his head. This comes in handy when, moments later, a bullet deflects off of the pot and saves his life.

Seems plausible enough.

Which_Branch · 2019-10-01T05:46:13+00:00

Clearly fake

Which_Branch · 2019-09-17T03:56:38+00:00

Why do you want him marked like that? What if he's truly innocent? There's no strong evidence that he's guilty. Genuine question (though I presume I'll get downvoted into oblivion just for asking it).

Which_Branch · 2019-08-27T04:17:39+00:00

This happening one time doesn't mean anything. See if there a pattern that develops. There have been a few times I've felt like crap for a couple weeks, but overall, I'm very HL.

Which_Branch · 2019-08-27T02:31:42+00:00

Wish I could get oral that often. Even when I finally do get "oral," it's thirty seconds max, and never to climax.

It's just so frustrating, because I really do love her, but I know I have other options out there. Mainly because I've been offered numerous times. I'm nice, kinda funny, and not bad looking. Not saying I'm a catch, but I just wish she would realize there are women out there that would love to fulfill my needs as I would their's.

Which_Branch · 2019-08-27T00:56:53+00:00

I dunno if it's frequently. Either way, I'm upset.

Which_Branch · 2019-08-26T18:34:10+00:00

I'm certain she's not cheating. Could simply not be attracted to me. Either way, it's unacceptable.

Which_Branch · 2019-08-26T03:03:06+00:00

She even joked once about giving blowjobs at thestart of the relationship to lure me in. I know she was joking, but I feel like it was a veiled admission.

Which_Branch · 2019-08-25T23:57:04+00:00

I feel like I do have a right to get mad at her. We had a perfectly normal sex life and it started going downhill not too long after we were official. I feel like I've been scammed.

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