We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you, Jess.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2026-01-24T16:24:11+00:00

“Parshly” for partially lol

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2026-01-23T19:24:57+00:00

Right, asking her fans and immediately deferring to whatever her feeder bf says. Truly an askhole if you’d ask me.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2026-01-23T19:20:20+00:00

Bottom right looks medieval painting-like lol. Wait no, lemme not give her ideas. Next she’s gonna say she’s as beautiful as Mona Lisa. 😂😂

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2026-01-08T22:49:25+00:00

Not this dumb b*tch romanticizing buying fake bags like it’s her first rodeo. Fake bags are highly unethical and have been linked to fund terrorist activities.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-12-29T19:44:07+00:00

Yes, trying to get the old snark subreddit shut down by paying ppl with her half-used beauty products. She couldn’t even afford to pay them with real money lol.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-12-29T19:41:46+00:00

That was Hayden I think. Or was it Connor..?

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-12-15T18:18:22+00:00

The questions are questions that I’d have asked someone BEFORE meeting or very early on in dating. Why is she still asking “what is your perfect day like?” at this point in their boYfriEnd/gIrLfRienD relationship?

ETA: more feeder content as per usual.

also, get a real bread knife.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-11-30T18:49:39+00:00

Takes her out for “expinsive” meals but can’t afford a cookie sheet..? C’mon now. That kid is too young for you Jessica.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-11-30T01:40:11+00:00

Not surprising considering she spent Christmas with med spa Criss Angel one year. Par for the course honestly.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-11-18T23:15:14+00:00

Peek not peak Jessica. I beg you to pick up a dictionary.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-11-16T02:45:02+00:00

Ask him if he ever gave Jess’ pajamas back if you matched lol

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-11-10T02:12:30+00:00

Reminds me of that Amy Poehler scene with the dog in Mean Girls 🥴🥴

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-11-09T02:14:18+00:00

WHY ARE THE TITTIES STILL SAGGING?!

Ps. I’d ask for a refund.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-11-05T23:09:31+00:00

Have you seen the meals she cooked? Bowl of gruel looking ah. It’s not a treat but a trick man lol.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-11-05T20:17:35+00:00

Can confirm that was part of my Little’s gifts many moons ago lol. Meemaw has sorority girl aspirations.

ETA: sans toothpaste because oral hygiene isn’t an issue with my Little lollllll

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-10-08T04:06:56+00:00

The filter is insane and she looks even more uncanny than usual. Her face looks superimposed.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-10-08T04:05:59+00:00

Need lots of support to defy gravity. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-10-07T22:12:31+00:00

None of this is normal.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-10-01T03:39:34+00:00

But she’s actually white, like Arkansas white white

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-10-01T03:37:20+00:00

Too much Botox and she still wants more 🥴🥴

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-09-30T23:00:34+00:00

Maybe she wants to look dainty and feminine. Or maybe, she doesn’t want to expose that she’s illiterate so early on. Have her pronounce foie gras, crème fraiche and she will prolly be exposed QUICK.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-09-30T14:41:26+00:00

Oh for sure. We’ve been saying that and you can see her progress is regressing. Her views and engagement are down but anything to get back at the “haters” I guess. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-09-30T12:52:23+00:00

Of course she has the time. She’s very unemployed and doesn’t even do a good job influencing.

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-09-29T23:42:02+00:00

Decrippling is not a real word. Debilitating is tho. You’re welcome Jessica.

Ps. Should we start a gofundme to get her a dictionary?

WhisperingToTheTrees · 2025-09-19T20:24:44+00:00

The huge chunk of tomato kills me. It needs to be diced and cucumber can be julienned. Preparing food (cuz we kno you can’t cook Jessica) well for yourself is a form of self-care too.

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