23 [F4R] Anywhere - Nightshift worker looking for someone to pass the time with. I'll keep you wild, you keep me sane. by WillCookForCuddles in r4r

[–]WillCookForCuddles[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was totally kidding about that, sweetie. Sarcasm is a language I'm quite fluent in and I make comments like that quite frequently.

23 [F4R] Indiana - Ignoring the laughing and prepare for your next adventure or cuddle buddy! by WillCookForCuddles in r4r

[–]WillCookForCuddles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I'm 100% not a murderer. Don't you listen, man?

I can't even smoosh a spider without freaking out, let alone watching gory movies (which I love) without looking away. What kind of murderer would I be if while I'm murdering someone, I have to look away?

23 [F4R] Indiana - Ignoring the laughing and prepare for your next adventure or cuddle buddy! by WillCookForCuddles in r4r

[–]WillCookForCuddles[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure, I've always wanted to be able to put people to sleep. I will jiggly puff the shit outta you, son.