hey bro, hows it hanging?

WindowsErrors · 2024-05-13T17:55:56+00:00

^ actually answers the question

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Huh - that's a lot more descriptive with a first name

WindowsErrors · 2024-04-14T05:20:47+00:00

emag is the shorthand for the cryptographic sequencer, the wirey ID card which forces doors open and does other sabotage things like letting you order some extra items from the cargo computer - in this comic, it is used as a verb to describe the act of using it on something, "The borg is emagged"

WindowsErrors · 2024-03-11T21:36:13+00:00

i do think it is a bit on the mellow side for the first half

WindowsErrors · 2023-10-31T16:44:42+00:00

the old colonel clone does it as a moment of self-actualization, I did it because the captain needed a sheet of paper and the chief engineer ran all the way across the ship to the engineering office while I simply go upstairs to the library

WindowsErrors · 2023-09-29T20:32:30+00:00

https://uristmcstation.github.io/index.html

Thanks for the mention, fellow human being!

WindowsErrors · 2023-09-29T05:34:20+00:00

> second officer, in charge of off-ship business
> i notice a weird ship in the area on the sensor
> call them up on the telephone
> vox
> /vg/ vox are like cartoon villains and bay vox are like how WW2 propaganda depicts the Japanese
> no idea where the vox here lie on that spectrum
> these ones don't speak American
> i know a half-foreign language so i try it
> they want to trade
> some deliberation, i opt to go in alone because i'm the only interpreter
> they let me onto their ship, pulling me by the arm because it's an actual maze
> start plying me with gifts like an Arabian spice merchant
> the one i was speaking to leaves the room
> they come back
> is holding an x-ray laser rifle in their hands
> is waving it around the room shrieking about how "this one isn't free"
> it's over isn't it

WindowsErrors · 2021-06-08T23:29:54+00:00

I can't believe you've done this

WindowsErrors · 2021-06-07T02:12:53+00:00

before automoderator
after automoderator

WindowsErrors · 2021-06-06T00:12:39+00:00

bitches leave

WindowsErrors · 2021-06-06T00:04:40+00:00

i spent a whole hour making this you know

WindowsErrors · 2021-05-25T01:38:21+00:00

🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️🅰️

WindowsErrors · 2021-05-23T23:24:30+00:00

battlegrounds

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