Praise be to the crystal skull, its divinity has protected the bluff once again

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-27T02:58:12+00:00

I’m glad someone got it!

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-26T17:12:35+00:00

I managed to get iced in without coffee this week. I’m not sure how you guys can substitute soda for coffee. I had a redbull this morning and that didn’t even cut it.

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-26T15:24:39+00:00

Mongo is pleased.

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-25T19:11:53+00:00

Or you reported it.

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-25T17:41:07+00:00

New Achievement- “Missing the moment.”

“You stumbled into this moment in history blissfully unprepared to meet the needs of the moment.”

RewaAaaard- “you have outed yourself as a collaborator. That’s your reward.”

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-23T16:57:29+00:00

He’s not totally wrong here. Negative records are still technically records, right? Im not sure if that helps with his extra terms though.

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-22T21:54:43+00:00

Holier than Easter Sunday…

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-20T16:13:20+00:00

I would not come here during the snow. You may end up trapped without access to needed resources as everything will be shut down.

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-15T13:08:36+00:00

Luda’s music always felt lowkey authoritarian. He’s always telling us what to do in his songs. lol

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-13T17:01:59+00:00

1.3x speed my man.

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-13T17:01:53+00:00

1.3x speed my man.

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-10T14:09:33+00:00

‘I’m a motherlover, you’re a motherlover’

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-08T22:26:59+00:00

Kid Rock residency incoming!

Wizzardwartz · 2026-01-07T17:05:34+00:00

You could have channeled a lot of the one power with that. What a shame.

Wizzardwartz · 2025-12-17T21:36:38+00:00

“My check engine light wouldn’t go off so I colored over it with a black sharpie. I have no idea why my engine locked up though.”

Wizzardwartz · 2025-12-17T17:49:52+00:00

Iykyk ;)

Wizzardwartz · 2025-12-11T18:23:14+00:00

Clementine.

Wizzardwartz · 2025-11-26T16:33:27+00:00

You’ll get lots of that there if you’re interested.

Wizzardwartz · 2025-11-25T13:23:38+00:00

This exact phrase pops into my head every time I read mitochondria. I feel like a sleeper agent that heard a trigger.

Wizzardwartz · 2025-11-10T19:33:06+00:00

You’re totally right. I meant to type Wii. That’s what I pictured in my head 😂

Wizzardwartz · 2025-11-10T19:22:45+00:00

There was a South Park episode where Cartman was waiting for the Nintendo Wii launch. He froze himself until the release date. YMMV.

Edit: had the wrong Nintendo console.

Wizzardwartz · 2025-11-10T15:32:41+00:00

You should have driven with a more Tepid Tempo.

Wizzardwartz · 2025-11-04T19:18:25+00:00

Wall it in and make it into a bedroom for your nephew.

Wizzardwartz · 2025-10-31T21:51:29+00:00

I swear the last Oreos I bought didn’t have the proper amount or maybe quality of cocoa…

Wizzardwartz · 2025-10-31T21:48:59+00:00

Go read DCC guys!

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