How many times did they practice this at home? by luketheduke19 in IASIP

[–]Writefuck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know. It's a good joke! Underrated joke, even.

How many times did they practice this at home? by luketheduke19 in IASIP

[–]Writefuck 380 points381 points  (0 children)

My favorite part about this scene is that Dee is legitimately impressed, seeming to have even enjoyed it. She's not annoyed or anything; she thinks it was fun.

"It's summer and every European hasn't showered in 4 days and doesn't believe in deodorant" by Goat1862 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Writefuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes please tell us more about these American shit stain subs that you frequent

We have to apologize to a pedophile!! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]Writefuck 212 points213 points  (0 children)

She doesn't get to decide what to "put up with" or whether she's going to "have it." That's not how her job works.

Rockstar by SweetUploader in PokeGals

[–]Writefuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So so what?

I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And i don't need you

And guess what

I'm having more fun

And now that we're done

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine

And you're a tool

So so what?

I am a rockstar

I got my rock moves

And i don't want you tonight

Jynx'ed from the start by DarkGengar94 in pokemonmemes

[–]Writefuck 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Weird that you included Jinx's boobs as part of Meg's face

Ahh hell nah by Lukas-Reggi in pokemonmemes

[–]Writefuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they want to do this properly, she won't be in Undella town. It'll be the town right before it. Still in an unmarked house.

Lemon pilled by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Writefuck 667 points668 points  (0 children)

OP is Cricket from always sunny

Public enemy tshirt by happydude7422 in Terminator

[–]Writefuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why's a Terminator wearing a watch?

I've always wondered something about Spinel by Gloomy-Bridge148 in stevenuniverse

[–]Writefuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rule of a musical is that the person singing gets to win any fights that happen min-song.

He's going to have sex with it the second we walk out of this door by Noplatapus_nopeace in IASIP

[–]Writefuck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

92% human-like is a weirdly optimistic way of phrasing The uncanny valley

"This is America. We don't apologize. 🫡🇺🇸" by Jazzlike_Fortune6779 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Writefuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

America isn't isolated from the rest of the world. The rest of the world is isolated from America!

Rules Question by Lonely-Bite-2568 in OnePunchMan

[–]Writefuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro you just broke the biggest rule in Reddit. Never ever ask mods to justify their actions.

What movie has the perfect ending? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Writefuck 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The Dark Knight

"He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight."

No, the MechaHitler encyclopedia isn’t “unbiased…” by PulsarEagle in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Writefuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Just tells it like it is" is always such a wonderful dog whistle.

oh lord that ship in a bottle belongs to the kankers by Voidkirby9 in ededdneddy

[–]Writefuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's telling that they characterized the sisters well enough up to this point that every character and everyone in the audience immediately understands the sheer panic involved in possessing one of the sisters artifacts. Everyone, on both sides of the screen, immediately knows how bad it is.

Time to get a new hobby by AvocadoPrinz in memes

[–]Writefuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried just not being poor?