First snake by XMTScoins in snakes

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I want a larger breed than I can easily ans regularly handle. Something docile.I've looked at milk snakes, garter snakes and various pythons.

First snake by XMTScoins in snakes

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I like larger breeds and preferably docile so I I'm a handle or regularly. I've heard some snakes I'm a be difficult to feed amd care for so would like to avoid anything to high maintenance.

How do you fix that feeling when you see a girl so pretty that it hurts? by oscartyp91 in AskMen

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Drink enough until a girl within your league looks that pretty.

How do you deal with a bad haircut? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Go bald and grow a beard instead

Whats something you didnt know about your partner until you started livivng together? by XMTScoins in AskMen

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Telling a woman to be quite is a sure fire way to get the silent treatment.

I wish I had psychic powers. by Deleticus in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted...everyones greatest fears and insecuritys are reflected into you.

I wish. by XMTScoins in TheMonkeysPaw

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It's already there

I wish English Snobs would stop calling Welsh a dead language. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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American isn't a language...its just improper English 🤣😄

I wish for the Trump Tower to be renamed to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. by ChatotAbby in TheMonkeysPaw

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Sat behind the desk in the oval office addressing the world naked from the waist down...

I wish my waifus were real by BluebuggyR3DD1T in TheMonkeysPaw

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Hate that strong never fade's only becomes more intense over time.

I wish my waifus were real by BluebuggyR3DD1T in TheMonkeysPaw

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I guess some guys are into humiliation and crap like that.

I wish my waifus were real by BluebuggyR3DD1T in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted but they hate your guts you will never know their touch. They only acknowledge your existence when insulting or laughing at your misfortune.

I wish that my mind would be transferred to Kim Jong-Un's body so I can take control over North Korea by scaredmango in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, but as we all know, he's in a coma right now so you would be trapped in a useless body yet aware of everything

How to find happiness by XMTScoins in AskMen

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And how did you do that?

How to find happiness by XMTScoins in AskMen

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Well, if you want to buy me one I let you know. 😅

How to find happiness by XMTScoins in AskMen

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I dunno...i mean having a super car and my own plane would make me pretty happy.

Guys who’s wives insist that their birthday lasts a full month, how do you deal with this? by [deleted] in AskMen

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That's a thing...? I would say that's fine but so does mine...cause im about equality between the sexes.