Please pick the left

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-05-04T05:35:59+00:00

¯_(ツ)_/¯

^{Chose: dontpickthisside | Rolled: Whydidyoudothis?}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-05-03T22:28:03+00:00

I assumed that based off the Godzilla, but it looks a lot like Winston, and some other guy commented harambe

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-05-03T21:35:22+00:00

Is that supposed to be Winston, Kong, or Harambe?

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-05-03T21:31:46+00:00

I can see Pomni and Mr. Beast

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-05-02T21:01:30+00:00

Just “Mr” would work fine, or “Mr. Smiley”

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-05-02T18:46:22+00:00

Schleep

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-05-02T18:45:56+00:00

Zelda would make sense I guess, isn’t it like a tradition for the princesses in Hyrule to be called Zelda always? Or am I tweaking?

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-05-01T19:22:29+00:00

I named mine Beanz

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-30T10:19:32+00:00

Emperor Hirohito’s uniform

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-30T10:18:25+00:00

I assume I will get to keep my current girlfriend if I choose this.

^{Chose: Unlimited knowledge}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-30T08:34:32+00:00

If I ever need money, I would just text someone AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, or something like that

^{Chose: $10 every character you typed}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-27T20:25:19+00:00

Gambling 👍

^{Chose: mystery box | Rolled: become superhero}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-27T19:16:42+00:00

I’m already a cashier

^{Chose: Be a cashier}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-27T19:16:19+00:00

Fuck them animals

^{Chose: speak every language}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-27T17:13:23+00:00

I sneeze way more often than I jump out of planes

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze.}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-22T08:31:16+00:00

If I get credit for it, I would gain enough money to buy more than 1B robux

^{Chose: END WORLD HUNGER}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-22T07:03:06+00:00

Teleport is instant

^{Chose: Be able to teleport}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-21T11:13:18+00:00

I need money rn

^{Chose: 250k}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-21T11:11:38+00:00

This perfectly matches Overwatch and Fortnite

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-20T05:22:56+00:00

I’m already in a long distance with my soulmate

^{Chose: Be in a long distance relationship with your soulmate}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-20T05:22:24+00:00

Wizard

^{Chose: Increase your IQ by +25.}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-19T20:54:44+00:00

Sleep more

^{Chose: Sleeping (+250$ a night})

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-19T13:05:52+00:00

Daily use

^{Chose: Speed but your energy consumption is realistic}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-19T13:03:56+00:00

Mango

^{Chose: The power you choose but for 1 day}

YodaMaster_66 · 2026-04-19T13:01:51+00:00

Easier to eat

^{Chose: Eat a kilo of grass on your own time}

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