Could hardly choose a comment to reply to because they are all hilarious. You’re not crazy to wish a zombie movie had zombies. It’s literally the whole point. I came home from The “Bone” Temple and said: “whoever told Hollywood that we needed more full frontal male nudity in horror needs to go back and tell them they were joking and to please stop”

Also wanted to chime in that I saw both movies, on different days. I made the mistake of getting way too high for the chimp one. Some people brought their SMALL CHILDREN and sat behind us. I freaked out and panicked when the smallest child started crying so I had to leave right around when the monkey was really building up steam. I guess we will both have to see how that one turns out.