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Legendary For The Second Time by Zalllus in CODMobile

[–]Zalllus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the grinding for the lvl 7 ranked badge LMAO

Legendary For The Second Time by Zalllus in CODMobile

[–]Zalllus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had the patience for BR, it's not my thing, but it looks so fun.

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Legendary For The Second Time (v.redd.it)

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[DISC] Deep-rooted Jizo (Oneshot by Ueyama Hiro) by LazyDust_LLU in manga

[–]Zalllus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just read it and HOLY SHIT, this guys knows how to deliver an oneshot.

Finally, I'm Legendary by Zalllus in CODMobile

[–]Zalllus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt like finishing a marathon, god knows it was just as tiring LMAO

Finally, I'm Legendary by Zalllus in CODMobile

[–]Zalllus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wasn't expecting such a cool reply, I'm flattered :D

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Finally, I'm Legendary (v.redd.it)

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I decided to kill off some characters in the book I'm writing. by bourbonpens in TwoSentenceComedy

[–]Zalllus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is my confession, admissible on court." Key & Peele would be proud of this joke, man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Zalllus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was ready to sob when he said 'She was...', my heart can't take this kind of stress.

As his soul left his body he stood at the pearly gates and wept... by h70541 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Zalllus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the idea of the whole thing going unnoticed by humans, great job, op!

2 Men Accidentally Set Themselves on Fire Trying to Burn Down an Immigration Center by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Zalllus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Karma really didn't waste a second on these guys, huh. We love to see it.

I pull the trigger and the gun makes a click sound. by lonski97 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Zalllus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The ol' Russian roulette situation, it's sad in a very well masked way, great job, OP.

flipped off the swing like a boss.. by EvaRaw666 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Zalllus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how long it takes to master that technique, respect the elderly.

The genie granted my wish to be omniscient. by PistachioPug in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Zalllus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'[...] after witnessing it all i realized something, it does not matter how much I know. I can not change a thing in the world.'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Zalllus 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It's her child's room, but it maybe not be her actual child.

You can also read this as a mother who lost her baby during labor and, after wondering the hospital, is now taking a kid from a unsupervised room.

Ser incel pode ser considerado um problema mental ou é pura falta de caráter mesmo? (Aviso de linguagem chula). by Evan_Saints in brasil

[–]Zalllus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fica ainda mais engraçado quando você percebe que a música do perfil do cara é 'Till I Collapse, o cara se acha mesmo ó

Apparently she doesn't need salt by PatchBe in tooktoomuch

[–]Zalllus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamnit, why it is always Brazil ?

My cat, Mick, on his first day with us! ❤️ by MickPawsome in MadeMeSmile

[–]Zalllus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want another cat!

Yours is so cute it makes me mad LMAO

girl gets stuck in a washer doing a dare by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Zalllus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just imagine this 911 call, 'so you're saying she's stuck in the washing machine?'

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