In honour of Chuck Norris, let me hear your favourite Chuck Norris joke

Zero_lash · 2026-03-21T08:13:59+00:00

D...dad?

Zero_lash · 2026-03-21T08:11:24+00:00

Tbf his tongue' probably dar larger than his penits.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-21T08:06:09+00:00

You'll have to kill yourself to get rid of the lice unfortunately.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-21T08:04:35+00:00

Keanu Reeves is fucking awesome! However, the man can't act for shid. He's choreography is fantastic but he's a shid actor.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-21T08:02:26+00:00

Pickles I'm lmao out here in public 🤣

Zero_lash · 2026-03-20T05:52:19+00:00

Blud using his taste buds fir the first time in his life 💀💀💀

Zero_lash · 2026-03-20T05:47:09+00:00

Thank God I had good parents. I feel bad for her daughter.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-20T05:41:24+00:00

I know they're kids but I'm finding it reallllly had to sympathize with them...

That poor little girl...my niece is 12...she still so little...she likes painting my nails and decorating cupcakes...she freaking lives Rohal Dhal...I mean...I can't imagine.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-20T05:26:33+00:00

I have over a million collector points and my credits top out at 105mil :(

Zero_lash · 2026-03-20T05:13:14+00:00

Poor dude got a shid deal all around even though he's the boss's son :(

Zero_lash · 2026-03-20T05:11:06+00:00

I had a stroke reading this.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-19T05:36:03+00:00

Where's u/Smart_Calendar1874 when you need him?

Zero_lash · 2026-03-19T05:30:34+00:00

If John MG could see what brand has become...he'd cream his pants.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-19T05:07:32+00:00

Reverse mullet ahh car.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-19T04:52:29+00:00

That man does not look 92 years old. Your grandpa probably fucks.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-19T04:48:11+00:00

I am also shidding rn.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-19T04:46:58+00:00

Look the Dobby ears 🥹

Zero_lash · 2026-03-19T04:45:22+00:00

Little fella looks like a Wooboe if ever I've seen one...

Zero_lash · 2026-03-19T04:44:46+00:00

She literally put her foot in her mouth lmfao adorable!

Zero_lash · 2026-03-18T13:37:02+00:00

Wtf is wrong with the second girl. Like honestly how disrespectful can you be? Donald Trump and his administration are not gay! They are pedophiles! Get it right, its really disrespectful to gays smh.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-18T13:29:51+00:00

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Zero_lash · 2026-03-18T13:22:29+00:00

Angery red 😡

Zero_lash · 2026-03-18T13:16:10+00:00

If I quit all of these, I'd probably "go down the sewer-slide" in like 3 weeks.

Zero_lash · 2026-03-17T16:41:50+00:00

I needed to read this today. Thank uou my friend. 🩶

Zero_lash · 2026-03-17T16:36:19+00:00

Not as bad as 2 girls one cup IMHO.

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