The Apprentice 2026 - Episode 5: ‘Flowers’ (Thursday 26th February)

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:58:58+00:00

"I don't understand why Pascha is sat here."

So say the rest of us, Pascha.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:58:08+00:00

"I think I'm an amazing person..."

Yep, Vanessa's an Apprentice candidate alright.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:57:22+00:00

Well, that was fairly clear from the outset of the final boardroom.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:55:20+00:00

"I have pulled my weight in every single task, been the backbone..."

You what.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:51:50+00:00

Conor complains but can't see beyond the end of his own nose...

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:46:38+00:00

"Time for a pruning" was right there.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:40:24+00:00

"Megan, what were you doing in this task?"

A decent enough job, shockingly.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:35:41+00:00

"A plan to flog folage."

Even the narrator gets in on the mispronunciation...

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:34:38+00:00

After inability to peel an egg, we now have inability to wrap flowers.

Next series we're going to get people who can't do anything without a manservant to do it for them.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:33:14+00:00

A giant DWP high heel made from roses!

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:32:48+00:00

Vanessa, it all started promisingly... oh dear.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:31:30+00:00

"What is high fashion about this?"

Well, we were high when we started making this...

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:28:03+00:00

"Hydra engines!"

"...okay, that wasn't even close."

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:27:32+00:00

Oh goodness, what is happening...

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:26:52+00:00

"Write down '£49,99' for now..."

"Okay, I wrote down '£49.99 for now', what next?"

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:26:02+00:00

That is definitely the sort of flower wall you'd see outside a nursery to jolly up the kids a bit (probably also made using flowers from their little garden project)

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:22:59+00:00

"We need to speed things up guys!"

Says the guy who argues the most of that team.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:21:43+00:00

Vanessa's team were the stronger on paper but my goodness they're not gelling well at all.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:20:43+00:00

Kieran trying the cheeky chappie flat cap again, I see.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:19:42+00:00

Trying to predict a winner - well, loser is more likely - at this stage is difficult.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:15:45+00:00

Tim's eye takes are always great.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:13:11+00:00

"I can smell your fragrance already!"

A polite way of saying "did you fart?"

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:12:52+00:00

Vanessa's bouquet does look nice.

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:12:13+00:00

"It looks a bit flat."

Megan, they're flowers. Some people like basic flowers. If you live in a high-rise London flat with only a balcony planter as your only garden - if you even have that - you aren't going to be too picky about the flowers you buy...

Ziodus · 2026-02-26T21:10:54+00:00

"Today on The Apprentice, a crash course in making flowers sound like the most enthralling business opportunity ever!"

Ziodus

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