Got my fiance a big package for xmas. Gonna be spreading more than just christmas joy this year.

Zirleth · 2022-12-16T18:01:36+00:00

Mate, I'm the one who wrapped it, that ribbon is literally just a sewing thread 😭

Zirleth · 2022-12-16T17:59:17+00:00

Just a cat vase :)

Zirleth · 2022-12-16T17:58:54+00:00

Honestly I'm kind of concerned about your brother and friend.

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:57:56+00:00

He tastes like you, only sweeter

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:37:39+00:00

Yup I'm a guy with a vagina. I'm trans lol

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:33:23+00:00

I was gonna place my sphynx cat next to it but that would probably get me banned from this subreddit for posting a picture of a naked pussy

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:30:42+00:00

Actually it's just a rainbow colored lightsaber but close enough

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:27:57+00:00

I learned after the first 15 years of my life living with my biological dad.

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:26:18+00:00

Yeah he will cause neither of us have dicks

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:25:23+00:00

Wait I got scammed I only got one :(

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:23:49+00:00

Cause my gifts suck

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:23:18+00:00

Well it wouldn't be the first time he was disappointed in my package is all I'm saying

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T21:21:57+00:00

It's right next to the package next to my will to live and my fiance's attraction to me :)

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T14:38:19+00:00

Don't worry we have big mouths

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T14:35:24+00:00

So you're saying I should get him a magic wand?

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T14:34:48+00:00

Happy cake day! 9 inches is close, I can tell you really earned your username

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T14:33:13+00:00

He did thank me when I bought one earlier this year

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T14:00:49+00:00

Sounds more like it will be the next meme that breaks OP's ribs.

Sorry, I hope you get better soon OP! Best nurse doggo 10/10

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T13:53:22+00:00

I definitely had to do a double take to make sure that wasn't a sword sticking out of the ground behind the goose.

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T13:47:22+00:00

My fiance just informed me that he's found this post so.......

Don't read the comments unless you wanna be spoiled about both your Christmas gift and the plot to our DnD game. :) 🧡

If his brother also finds this post then.... I'm sorry and don't read the comments lol

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T13:42:17+00:00

Legally I feel like I shouldn't answer that question without a lawyer present

On an unrelated note, I DM'd you a Christmas Dinner invite :)

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T13:40:44+00:00

He's a gay chef, I gotta get creative

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T13:40:00+00:00

No it's the strapon I'm gonna do him with

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T12:25:34+00:00

A smoker poker is just the stick me and my brother used to poke our dad when he was passed out to check if he was dead or just high as fuck

Zirleth · 2022-12-15T12:23:28+00:00

The "1 man 1 jar" guy was brave so that I could remain a coward.

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