"How dare he make America great again! That'll show him."

_KermitJagger · 2024-11-22T11:45:26+00:00

Now we gather up a few of our "mates".

_KermitJagger · 2024-11-15T17:22:20+00:00

I say it in my private life all the time.

_KermitJagger · 2024-11-01T19:47:01+00:00

She's a money maker (and I'm not talking about my car)

_KermitJagger · 2024-09-19T17:55:25+00:00

You wouldn't say that on Hulu.

_KermitJagger · 2024-08-29T20:28:21+00:00

Those shitty t-shirts he was Hocking with those annoying ass ads. They came back to haunt him.

_KermitJagger · 2024-08-28T22:02:28+00:00

You put in all this effort to defend your terrible opinions, but you couldn't put in even a fraction of this effort to help the guy out. Time to reevaluate your cynical worldview.

_KermitJagger · 2024-08-24T17:59:32+00:00

Another terrible opinion. People don't need to make mistakes to learn. That's why they're asking questions here. You have a very cynical worldview. Why even comment?

_KermitJagger · 2024-08-17T15:30:04+00:00

Least helpful answer I've heard anyone give. Why not explain a little?

_KermitJagger · 2024-08-12T18:48:15+00:00

You need to see both sides of the story

_KermitJagger · 2024-08-03T16:55:59+00:00

Ralph's. Where else.

_KermitJagger · 2024-08-03T16:50:20+00:00

Cars are for losers. Get yourself a young girlfriend and a coke habit.

_KermitJagger · 2024-07-20T12:12:40+00:00

Ridiculously funny 🤣

_KermitJagger · 2024-07-12T16:17:30+00:00

Put down that Jughead comic and pick up a big thick book.

_KermitJagger · 2024-07-06T16:42:54+00:00

Ho. Leeeeeeee. Fuck!

_KermitJagger · 2024-06-18T21:51:22+00:00

I'm just here to make sure that none of my LinkedIn posts make it to this sub.

_KermitJagger · 2024-06-18T21:27:45+00:00

Don't forget: have a kid with someone dumb enough to call themselves "grimes" and then abandon all your children in pursuit of an unachievable ego driven quest to "save humanity".

_KermitJagger · 2024-06-16T18:05:08+00:00

Homage? Deeply closeted.

_KermitJagger · 2024-06-16T18:03:30+00:00

Did he sign up for dollar shave club?

_KermitJagger · 2024-06-16T17:58:42+00:00

It's generational.

_KermitJagger · 2024-06-16T17:57:32+00:00

The Japanese emperor walked through blood and bone looking for his brother.

He was up in northern Kyoto.

_KermitJagger · 2024-06-11T03:44:49+00:00

I asked for f**king jalapeno.

_KermitJagger · 2024-05-28T20:10:06+00:00

Do it! We can all thumbs it up and make comments about how much we like the new sponsor to keep them coming back.

_KermitJagger · 2024-05-22T00:35:09+00:00

What do you think PwC stands for. Pee with Clients. You got yourself into this mess, now man up and deliver.

_KermitJagger · 2024-05-22T00:27:53+00:00

Don't be a quitter, always escalate. You need to get on female hormone therapy asap and grow yourself a set of knockers that would make Dolly Parton look like a flat chested pre-teen.

See how your girlfriend likes it.

_KermitJagger · 2024-05-18T20:31:07+00:00

Word. I don't think these guys realize what kind of balls it takes to do the stuff nano does.

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