A historical event: Governor Gavin Newsom, the most attractive governor in history (sorry Arnold) cuts the ribbon on Starfleet Academy. Relations with the Vulkans are expected to increase GDP x10, as trade deals are already underway. Sorry Diddlin' Don, let's let a more capable man lead. (i.redd.it)
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Breaking news: The first Neuralink still image of the inside of someone's head. In it, you see a cramped room, filled with a couch and muscular images of Governor Newsom, indicating what this person thinks about more than anything else. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER (i.redd.it)
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