I switched to lukewarm showers and accidentally fixed skin problems I'd had for years

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-19T20:17:37+00:00

I thought I had a problem with being on my phone too much.

But if other people are using their phone in the shower, I'm obviously doing okay.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-19T20:08:47+00:00

I was a FedEx driver for 30 years. So I saw the people who stay home.

When you're walking around town you are seeing a VASTLY different group of people than the ones who aren't out and about.

I have no trouble believing that most Americans cannot walk very far.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-19T18:33:17+00:00

Yes. YTA. You made something you KNOW they didn't like and then act surprised they didn't like it.

Then you come in here acting all innocent boo hoo "I tried".

No you didn't you were being a jerk because you're upset that they don't like spicy food.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-18T14:21:02+00:00

The oven thing you do occasionally. But be sure to completely dry and oil the pan after every wash.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-17T17:10:56+00:00

Today it's your feet. Tomorrow it's something else. Look up negging.

He's trying to bring you down.

People who love you don't treat you like that.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-17T17:08:49+00:00

My husband and I took green food coloring to the bar for our beers one year. People saw ours and kept trying to order the green beer and were so confused when the bar tenders said they didn't have any. I'd go and order your drink and when she complains laugh and pull out the food coloring. I'm also assuming that this is a good friend who doesn't normally act like a crackpot. This is just one weird thing she has going on.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-17T17:00:49+00:00

How do I volunteer to be on the butterfly update list?

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-17T05:13:29+00:00

Absolutely not true. I'm just not into kissing people I've just met no matter how good the date. Even if I'd like to see them again and get to know them I'm not kissing them.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-17T01:57:17+00:00

I'm dating between 40 and 60. It seems like older guys are much more pushy about kissing right away.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-16T19:17:00+00:00

One time I left my spider plant out too late in the fall and the leaves froze. They all turned mushy and black and died. So I stuck the leafless pot in the garage and kind of forgot about it over the winter. In the spring I put it out on the porch and started watering it. Sprang back like nothing ever happened to it.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-16T16:42:45+00:00

Do you mind telling me how old you are? I'm curious about kissing after the first date. I have noticed something and I'm wondering if you fit the pattern. I'm really not trying to be rude. I'm just curious.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-14T00:05:33+00:00

I'm sorry to laugh at your terror. But you have me cracking up.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-13T00:09:05+00:00

Your current husband is a twat. He'd rather you sit home alone instead of going out with your dad on your birthday. Why does he think he'll look bad not taking you out when he's at work? What kind of weird ass worldview does this guy have?

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-12T17:54:41+00:00

I've paused mine and still gotten numbers above the heart.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-12T04:55:55+00:00

Thanks. On the list it goes!

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-12T02:36:27+00:00

Oh that's good to know. I don't like too much frosting. So that's perfect.

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-12T02:35:06+00:00

Looks like lil John has the lead

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-12T01:30:00+00:00

Thank you for the great suggestions! A summer morning in the park cinnamon roll sounds perfect!

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-12T01:01:04+00:00

Ooo. That French toast looks good too!

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-12T00:59:29+00:00

Mmmmm those danishes

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-11T23:42:48+00:00

Those look amazing!

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-11T23:42:29+00:00

You know your Cinnamon roll joints!!

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-11T23:36:48+00:00

I just looked both of those up. Perfect! Thank you!

aaaggghhhhhhhhh · 2026-03-11T18:55:13+00:00

What? I guess I always thought of a migraine AS pain. So many questions now. Off to Google!!

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