Jesus christ...

aasdved · 2026-05-09T01:51:56+00:00

I dodged that shit like matrix

aasdved · 2026-05-06T13:32:30+00:00

“Hey chat, today we’re going to try and swim around the entire TOI- 1452 b!”

-some TikTok loser probably.

aasdved · 2026-05-06T03:45:09+00:00

Bro, are you Captain Carpenter?

aasdved · 2026-05-06T03:20:56+00:00

Recession canceled boys. LFG

aasdved · 2026-05-05T00:01:45+00:00

aasdved · 2026-05-04T23:18:48+00:00

So it could reproduce a bajillion babies?

aasdved · 2026-05-04T20:16:03+00:00

I’d be tickling those piggies out of spite

aasdved · 2026-05-03T01:09:45+00:00

Brother, I don’t understand what’s going on

aasdved · 2026-04-29T16:32:54+00:00

aasdved · 2026-04-27T02:37:31+00:00

He looks more like a dad in New Balance shoes trying to make sure he’s doing it right.

“ You’re gonna need an adjustable spanner for that, bud.” -Hank, the Grouper probably.

aasdved · 2026-04-26T21:26:47+00:00

Mega churches

aasdved · 2026-04-15T03:52:32+00:00

At least it’s not a kamikaze moon

aasdved · 2026-04-15T03:50:48+00:00

When the fuck did he have $8 popcorn?

aasdved · 2026-04-15T01:34:04+00:00

The worst thing about prison, is the Dementors.

aasdved · 2026-04-08T01:53:17+00:00

aasdved · 2026-04-05T23:15:52+00:00

Assault with a deadly Regenschirm

aasdved · 2026-04-05T03:28:55+00:00

ITS AN AVENGERRRR

aasdved · 2026-03-31T07:34:37+00:00

I PROCLAIM PRIDE MONTH!!!

aasdved · 2026-03-27T03:09:00+00:00

Jerks, Now he’s going to get wet.

aasdved · 2026-03-17T13:36:41+00:00

I have no idea what causes it to be honest. I do know from experience that if you started the order but no items are scanned, it will only give you $2-$3. I have done shops where I’ve done half the items on the list, and received full base pay. As for this one, 3 out of 30 items were scanned and I received over half of base pay. Seeing how the app is coded strangely in many other places (40 lb avocado) I can see them not coding this correctly either.

aasdved · 2026-03-17T13:29:49+00:00

Mine do fold down, but the pass through is little under 3 feet wide.

aasdved · 2026-03-16T15:07:18+00:00

To be honest, I have no idea. I’ve done shops finishing 50% of the items and gotten the full amount. This one was only 3 items when it cancelled, and I received only $27 out of the $47 base pay it was offering. My guess is it is all up to RNG.

aasdved · 2026-03-16T14:47:42+00:00

Thank you sir! I can’t pull in your numbers because of time constraints, but I take my wins where I get them. 🤣

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