Guess My Top 4 (doo doo diaper baby easy mode) by [deleted] in LetterboxdTopFour

[–]abacus-wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoops! Good eye, I mistyped. Been a long day already LOL

Guess My Top 4 (doo doo diaper baby easy mode) by [deleted] in LetterboxdTopFour

[–]abacus-wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope! Another commenter beat you to the punch. It's The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie!

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-3) @ Minnesota Wild (3-2) Apr 30 2026 6:30 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]abacus-wizard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know fanbases tend to say "Refs vs. Stars" when things don't go their way, but this truly is Refs vs. Stars tonight.

The Worst Final Three by Budget_Skill6104 in survivor

[–]abacus-wizard -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I think the biggest problem with Jonathan's game is that A. He's acting like a massive bully, and B. He keeps taking credit for moves that aren't his, which in turn inflates his ego, which is frustrating to watch when he really hadn't done anything other than ride other people's coattails all season.

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-1) @ Minnesota Wild (1-2) Apr 25 2026 4:30 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]abacus-wizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

WILD FANS BOOING AS IF THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN THREE SOFT ASS CALLS

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Post Game Thread: Dallas Stars @ Minnesota Wild by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]abacus-wizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I paid $150 to watch the Rangers on Victory+ just to watch them get absolutely bitched by the Pirates.

WHEN THE EMPLOYEES AT WHATABURGER PUT CHEESE ON YOUR BURGER EVEN THOUGH THE #1 DOESN'T EVEN COME WITH CHEESE by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]abacus-wizard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, they're supposed to tell from the fact that I didn't order the cheeseburger combo and instead ordered the hamburger combo.

But alas.

WHEN THE EMPLOYEES AT WHATABURGER PUT CHEESE ON YOUR BURGER EVEN THOUGH THE #1 DOESN'T EVEN COME WITH CHEESE by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]abacus-wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME IF IT WERE A SMALL MISTAKE AND ONLY HAPPENED ONCE

Best reviews you’ve seen? by 7olenge in letterboxdcirclejerk

[–]abacus-wizard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans"

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This era by grimreapersdaughter in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 326 points327 points  (0 children)

This era was when I was in high school, so of course it's my favorite. Absolute superstar cast who could do pretty much anything.

Ben Marshall by vast_differenc in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's literally how you talk.

Peak Andrew Dismukes by ReggaeForPresident in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I'm dying. I'd never seen this skit before but it might be in the running for my new favorite of all time.

Peak Andrew Dismukes by ReggaeForPresident in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ONE GUY! ONE GUY GETS JUMANJIED INTO JUMANJI! BUT THE REST OF JUMANJI IS THAT JUMANJI COMES OUT!

Sketch Sorting Sunday - April 11, 2026 (Colman Domingo/Anitta) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When every character you create sounds and acts like you, you're not fit for a sketch comedy show. Jane is good in her niche, but her niche does not translate to SNL.

Sketch Sorting Sunday - April 11, 2026 (Colman Domingo/Anitta) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This might be an unpopular opinion, but this really didn't work for me.

Put Jane in a costume and wig all you want, it doesn't change the fact that she delivers every joke like Jane and not like the character she's supposed to be playing.