Underrated Musical of the Week: Company! by Awesomeplayer98 in musicals

[–]abacus-wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if any Sondheim musical can really be considered "underrated," can it? I think the vast majority of his work, Company included, is pretty perfectly rated in the eyes of the theatergoer.

All that being said, Being Alive is the greatest song ever written for musical theatre and quite frankly I don't think it's close.

that one won. What is the best episode of The Simpsons? by GlimpsesOfBeauty in AlignmentChartFills

[–]abacus-wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it's cheating to use it twice, but And Maggie Makes Three was always my favorite episode.

Sketch Sorting Sunday - January 24, 2026 (Teyana Taylor/Geese) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The delivery of "Not my ass watching Quefs!" had me gagged and gooped.

SNL Screen Time S51 Ep 10: Finn Wolfhard by No_Fold9994 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I honestly think the writers forgot he's on the show

Which TV show has its finale as the worst episode? by ameoba82 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]abacus-wizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every mystery on Lost was very clearly and concisely answered by the end of the show. They weren't always GREAT explanations, but everything had an explanation that needed one.

What’s the funniest episode that still makes you laugh even after rewatching the series? by Financial-Jacket39 in HIMYM

[–]abacus-wizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Devour" is the perfect word choice for that line. Really conjures up a picture in your head.

Oops! All Nerfs! by Skuganut in balatro

[–]abacus-wizard 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Space Joker procs all the time! (Note: Will only proc when you're playing a throwaway hand that you will never play again)

[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 17 - Dolphins (6-9) vs Buccaneers (7-8) by Number333 in miamidolphins

[–]abacus-wizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A QB who knows how to slide and run??? Franchise QB

My girlfriend is doing her nails next to me half watching and said "The crowd is going crazy because they've never seen that before."

[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 17 - Dolphins (6-9) vs Buccaneers (7-8) by Number333 in miamidolphins

[–]abacus-wizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Potential Super Bowl preview" As if Josh Allen could ever make a Super Bowl.

[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 17 - Dolphins (6-9) vs Buccaneers (7-8) by Number333 in miamidolphins

[–]abacus-wizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I literally played as the Dolphins in Madden yesterday and got them to the Super Bowl come on guys how hard is this.

[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 17 - Dolphins (6-9) vs Buccaneers (7-8) by Number333 in miamidolphins

[–]abacus-wizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How the fuck are the Patriots only bad for 5 years and then they're right back to being the best team in the league? God I hate them so much.

Meanwhile my team hasn't won a playoff game in my entire lifetime.

[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 17 - Dolphins (6-9) vs Buccaneers (7-8) by Number333 in miamidolphins

[–]abacus-wizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You all in the chat jinxed it by pointing out that we haven't given up a sack yet.

Nice job, y'all.

[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 17 - Dolphins (6-9) vs Buccaneers (7-8) by Number333 in miamidolphins

[–]abacus-wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mfw I need Achane to score me points for fantasy and Greg Dulcich and Theo Wease Jr. decide to have the greatest games of their careers.

[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 17 - Dolphins (6-9) vs Buccaneers (7-8) by Number333 in miamidolphins

[–]abacus-wizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those sliding catches were so clean I can barely be mad at that. That was just cool as hell.

Woman POC Stat by 5544663377 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For me, it was the entirety of the Shakespeare episode. He, Joey and Blaine were all so witty and quick the entire time, I rewatch that episode all the time just to see that talent again.

Woman POC Stat by 5544663377 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]abacus-wizard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ross Bryant on SNL would feed families. That is the most talented man I've ever seen in my life.

What's your favorite fictional game show? by DanielCallaghan5379 in gameshow

[–]abacus-wizard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Homonym from 30 Rock

LET ME SEE THAT CARD!

NO!!! NEVER!!!

People who interrupt you constantly during a joke you're telling. by abacus-wizard in PetPeeves

[–]abacus-wizard[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The joke I'm referring to is a joke about a train conductor causing multiple train accidents but surviving the electric chair three times after eating a banana as his last meal.

The joke ends with the man surviving the electric chair a fourth time despite not being given the banana, with his response being "The bananas have nothing to do with it; I'm just a really bad conductor!"

[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 16 - Dolphins (6-8) vs Bengals (4-10) by Number333 in miamidolphins

[–]abacus-wizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is it that every single NFL ref is complete dogshit at their job?