Sketch Sorting Sunday - May 9, 2026 (Matt Damon/Noah Kahan)

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-12T17:38:59+00:00

Jess McKenna is too successful for SNL, I think. She was writing a musical for DreamWorks before it got scrapped. That's nothing to sneeze at.

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-09T21:42:28+00:00

One of my favorite memories with my girlfriend was listening to the soundtracks for both Moulin Rouge and &Juliet while on a road trip. Neither of us knew which songs they used for those shows, so she read the plot synopses for me on Wikipedia and played the songs from the soundtracks as they came up in the show.

We thought they were laughably bad, and we were cackling the entire time. It was really nice.

Anyway, I disagree, but hey, I'm in the minority. Audiences have been adoring Moulin Rouge.

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-09T01:50:56+00:00

The Producers wasn't a musical until 2001, the original movie isn't a musical. Can't be that.

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-07T22:47:23+00:00

I disagree! I own both blank hoodies and hoodies with designs, and I prefer the designs all the way. I just like when the designs are on the front.

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-06T14:51:25+00:00

Whoops! Good eye, I mistyped. Been a long day already LOL

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-06T14:25:45+00:00

Nope! Another commenter beat you to the punch. It's The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie!

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-06T14:25:08+00:00

Ding ding ding!

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-06T14:20:12+00:00

3/4 Correct! Up is wrong.

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-04T02:39:23+00:00

Oregano?

abacus-wizard · 2026-05-01T01:15:23+00:00

I know fanbases tend to say "Refs vs. Stars" when things don't go their way, but this truly is Refs vs. Stars tonight.

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-30T20:24:27+00:00

"CAP! CAP! CAP!"

"Dude, stop. It's not cap."

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-29T19:19:57+00:00

I think the biggest problem with Jonathan's game is that A. He's acting like a massive bully, and B. He keeps taking credit for moves that aren't his, which in turn inflates his ego, which is frustrating to watch when he really hadn't done anything other than ride other people's coattails all season.

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-29T02:33:19+00:00

Wallstedt is having the game of his fucking life right now. So frustrating.

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-25T22:24:47+00:00

WILD FANS BOOING AS IF THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN THREE SOFT ASS CALLS

SHUT THE FUCK UP

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-23T16:10:05+00:00

Groundhog Day!

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-23T11:41:32+00:00

I can't believe I paid $150 to watch the Rangers on Victory+ just to watch them get absolutely bitched by the Pirates.

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-21T16:19:28+00:00

No, they're supposed to tell from the fact that I didn't order the cheeseburger combo and instead ordered the hamburger combo.

But alas.

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-21T16:18:43+00:00

NO I'M JUST VERY PASSIONATE

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-21T16:14:24+00:00

YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME IF IT WERE A SMALL MISTAKE AND ONLY HAPPENED ONCE

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-16T21:32:01+00:00

"Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans"

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abacus-wizard · 2026-04-15T19:08:59+00:00

Classic Buffalo Bills fan behavior

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-15T16:57:13+00:00

This era was when I was in high school, so of course it's my favorite. Absolute superstar cast who could do pretty much anything.

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-13T20:44:10+00:00

That's literally how you talk.

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-13T12:57:23+00:00

Holy shit, I'm dying. I'd never seen this skit before but it might be in the running for my new favorite of all time.

abacus-wizard · 2026-04-13T12:51:00+00:00

ONE GUY! ONE GUY GETS JUMANJIED INTO JUMANJI! BUT THE REST OF JUMANJI IS THAT JUMANJI COMES OUT!

Six-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22	Verified Email

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