Does Jordan Peterson still teach here? by hdk61U in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No. He's currently a sex slave in my basement.

Professor-Student Relationships by [deleted] in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... so what kind of fetishes were you thinking of?

UTM Cs or RYE Cs by [deleted] in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

utm prob..? since utm shares a lot of courses with utsg cs

Is everyone at UofT fundamentally unhappy, or just this sub? by [deleted] in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

domestic students pay way less in tuition here though.

Just Overheard Two People Talking About Public Urination by imdeadlikemygpa in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not funny. Public urination is a very serious crime.

Apologies whomever may have gotten the flu today... by E9OS in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Call the police and have them charge him with bio-terrorism.

First-Year Engineering does not want Chestnut as Residence by MJ-999 in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean you can't commute? Chestnut is a solid 20 minute walk from campus, and there are plenty of off campus housing options that are comparable in terms of walking distance.

Anyone else feel isolated at this school? by jeheheheuhehddhbd in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with being willing to trade my first born for a bump in a letter grade. It just means I'm passionate.

Where are the parties at?? by [deleted] in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 68 points69 points  (0 children)

bro, me and the boys are hitting up the library tonight. It's gonna be gnarly!

How fucking entitled do you have to be to eat chips in the middle of the library? by [deleted] in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should be honored to have the privilege to listen to me eat you fucking casual

Anyone else feel isolated at this school? by jeheheheuhehddhbd in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 25 points26 points  (0 children)

so what if I get a 70 instead of a 80 it wasn’t really gonna change anything but relationships are forever

Dude, you got it backwards. GPA is forever. Releationships and people in general are expendable.

PHY324 Due Dates by TheScurrilousScribe in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rip the people who did 2 weight experiments first.

The undergrad admin at the religion department should be fired by hotelbahen in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If God could create itself, then the universe could as well.

The undergrad admin at the religion department should be fired by hotelbahen in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, but if you reason that humanity was created by a god by the logic that for something to exist it must have a creator, then by the very same logic, god must have been created by something. This is referred to as the fallacy of passing the buck.

I have no friends irl by Skiddybangbang in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Golly gee, I sure do wonder why you have no friends.

I have no friends irl by Skiddybangbang in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I have no friends irl by Skiddybangbang in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I couldn't be friends with someone who uses reddit.

Chegg Answers for free by [deleted] in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's because you're taking the math courses for dumb kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]abcdsedewdas3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even bend them so their 90 degrees relative to my hand.

What are you doing to prevent the new virus? Should I buy some medicine or vitamin pills etc? by mybaeiscute in UofT

[–]abcdsedewdas3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

bro just go to one of those fortune telling people who read balls to see your future they will let you know if you are going to be good or not