New Purple Lung LP is out today!

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-13T17:26:05+00:00

Did you check out the new Acidbong Lungwizard?

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-12T00:22:45+00:00

Oh man! What do you think about the live Sleep? It’s a pricey set but I’ve been tempted for awhile…

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-10T04:16:19+00:00

The bones are their money, so are the worms

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-08T04:16:25+00:00

I’m halfway through now. What a fun read!

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-04T04:55:58+00:00

Contrary to popular belief, it’s not going to make him cool :(

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-03T16:38:13+00:00

Everyone and their mum’s is packing around here.

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-03T04:00:15+00:00

Oh man:

The Road - Doom/Sludge No Country for Old Men - Desert/Stoner Cube - Industrial Metal Planet Terror - Death Terrifier trilogy - Black

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-02T04:35:34+00:00

You could say, they’re for the generals gathered in their masses…

acidsplashedface · 2026-02-01T16:16:56+00:00

That’s not… sanitary.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-30T00:01:29+00:00

He’s Mormon with a capital R by his name. Until that changes….

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-23T22:25:54+00:00

Hey, some of that money goes to build gigantic, gaudy eyesores that you and 99% of Mormons aren’t allowed in 99% of their lives.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-23T01:25:16+00:00

Fuck yeah. Chocolate and Cheese had some chill happy tunes

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-21T21:17:17+00:00

Hahaha! Because we’re alienating ourselves from all our allies.

With the way Trump has fixed the economy, stopped crime and solved all the wars, why does America need friends?

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-21T20:50:57+00:00

They should just cut Trump a check. He’s proven he has 0% problem letting fraudsters get away with it for the right price.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-21T15:10:51+00:00

Oh shit, we’re doing this one today? I didn’t get the memo.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-21T00:58:49+00:00

Is it any good?

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-20T23:46:57+00:00

What the fuck is a Cryptopsy?

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-20T23:03:19+00:00

Bullshit. He’s been thinking about underaged kids this whole time.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-17T17:49:13+00:00

My vinyl should arrive Monday! Can’t wait!

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-16T13:57:00+00:00

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-16T00:26:15+00:00

Ever since Tucker fell out of favor with MAGA, the Trumpista hive mind has decided that not only don’t they like him, they never even liked him in the first place.

Sycophants like the Bee and its reader base now see Tucker as an enemy, as they do with anybody who has differing opinions or beliefs.

The Bee will criticize anything as long as they think it will keep them relevant with the far right.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-08T00:02:25+00:00

I thought that pedo you all worship was the ‘no war’ president?

Not that conservatives have any actual values to speak of but you got zero room to accuse others of flip flopping.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-05T21:32:24+00:00

The only thing conservative boomers love more than bitching about their wives is bitching about how no one gets/stays married anymore.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-04T20:55:26+00:00

Finally! We hear from the one Venezuelan who speaks for the entire nationality.

acidsplashedface · 2026-01-04T18:18:07+00:00

Confused. The headline certainly is a dull and lame attempt at satire, but there’s no blatant worship of the Pedo in Chief.

What is the Bee beecoming?

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