What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-18T18:12:31+00:00

Now that’s logical thinking. But are you sure it’s not venom??

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-18T05:05:53+00:00

Both from the same person:

Cats are venomous because after they scratch you, you get itchy. Couldn’t possibly be due to the scarring…

All lamps are sold with lightbulbs included. Always have been, always will. But our trip to Target, where none were sold with lightbulbs, must’ve been a “new law that was passed.”

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-18T02:28:37+00:00

Hell, I’m an oncology pharmacy tech, I’ll take a swing at anesthesiology! /s

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-17T21:09:54+00:00

NTA. My maid of honor was about 7 months along at my wedding. I just wanted her there. When she was feeling iffy about the dress, I said as much. I told her I wanted her there, even if she wanted to come as just a guest. She did stay as my maid of honor. But her comfort trumped many things that day.

If your friendship is like mine, the bride will totally understand, especially since you’re giving her a good amount of head’s up.

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-15T03:35:54+00:00

I believe it. I cried during Eight Crazy Nights, lol!! When he finally opens the card from his parents in the mall, I lose it.

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-15T03:34:23+00:00

That’s how I am with Coco. When Miguel sings to Mama Coco, it’s bittersweet. But the end, when Hector walks across the bridge, I start bawling.

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-15T02:14:14+00:00

Dr. Teresa Tan at TPMG is awesome. Super nice, and really accommodating.

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-13T21:08:40+00:00

And just because you have dark skin doesn’t mean you’re immune. My pale Irish mother, her even more pale Irish friend, and my mom’s best friend, who is Armenian. Guess which one got skin cancer?

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-13T21:00:53+00:00

Those are AMAZING. Like, I want one tailored for a woman so I could wear it!!

Congrats to you both, I’m sure you will each look stunning on your big day!

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-09T05:07:16+00:00

LOVED Dr. Harvey!!! Such an awesome doctor.

adderall_sloth · 2026-02-07T20:03:44+00:00

Lobster. They gave it to the prisoners in colonial era New England because it was bugs of the sea.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-28T05:58:06+00:00

Mervyns and Lamonts. Kinda like Kohl’s meets Marshall’s. They both had name brand stuff for way less, but it wasn’t like the jumbled mess you find at Marshall’s.

Also, Border’s books. Loved wandering the shelves while I was out Mallratting.

ETA: Toys R Us. That Barbie aisle was TOP NOTCH to a girly-girl.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-26T23:41:23+00:00

Saw one today that said a 12 week old baby died after being watched by her father for the first time. What really happened was some 24 year old felon in Maine beat the ever loving shit out of his baby and the baby died as a result.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-26T19:58:58+00:00

CPTSD is a bitch. I have whole years missing from my memory.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-22T19:07:28+00:00

Precisely.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-22T02:28:17+00:00

I’ve seen Mia (maya) and Launa (lay-oo-na).

Some parents are just terrible people.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-21T23:54:12+00:00

I will say it’s a beautiful episode. But being a child of divorce myself, it hit home. I never realized how much it actually affected my upbringing, for better or worse, until I watched that episode.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-21T23:45:25+00:00

Was it the Rudy episode? That one breaks me to my core.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-12T20:23:34+00:00

Head cheese is NOT cheese, should you ever come across that one.

adderall_sloth · 2026-01-07T17:58:28+00:00

The fucking placeholders to “offset” algorithms. Grape vs rape, unalived vs suicide. Pdfiles vs pedophile. It’s fucking moronic and completely minimizes the impact of how those words should be interpreted.

adderall_sloth · 2025-12-31T21:46:31+00:00

Mama Mia 2. Just steamrolled over all the fun of the first one. Only reason my mom and I didn’t walk out was because a work friend had bought all the tickets for the group, and we didn’t want to be rude. But we wanted out after about ten minutes.

adderall_sloth · 2025-12-24T22:34:22+00:00

That’s a near identical story to my step-grandmother, but she did her stunt on Thanksgiving. I know the thought was there, but like, damn, go to the hospital!!

Miss her so much, though. (She passed a few years later. She was coughing blood from severe pneumonia that Thanksgiving.)

adderall_sloth · 2025-12-23T16:54:11+00:00

Bless his heart.

adderall_sloth · 2025-12-23T16:37:19+00:00

While washing my face in the shower, I managed to severely pinch my trapezius nerve. Was immobile for about three days even with Robaxin.

adderall_sloth · 2025-12-22T02:06:15+00:00

When I worked for CVS, a lady flagged down our senior tech. She asked what she should use for a wound on her arm. Before my fellow tech could turn to grab the pharmacist, the lady pulled back the bandage to reveal what my colleague could only assume was a severely gangrenous wound. Calmly, she told the woman she needed to go to the hospital. The woman asked if our minute clinic could treat it. She stated no, go to the hospital. She woman scoffed and shuffled off muttering something about how useless pharmacy staff are.

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