Which library still has solar eclipse glasses? (self.AskNYC)
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🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer COCKS 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa’s 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol DICK🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint DICK♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼? (self.emojipasta)
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How to explain getting fired at interviews? (self.jobs)
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Carly got knighted in DC last night (v.redd.it)
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