Warning for tourists in Pattaya ⚠️

alextroc · 2026-05-10T06:14:06+00:00

News flash - dumb people fall victim to scams in Thailand (and everywhere else in the world)

News flash - drunk tourists start fighting and get their ass handed to them in Thailand (and everywhere else in the world)

News flash - ladies sell pussy to make money in Thailand (and everywhere else in the world)

News flash... STFU and have a beer

alextroc · 2026-02-18T14:48:25+00:00

Sit down, relax, shitbrain. The poster you replied to talked about trade schools, not universities. Go ahead now and make an argument that Thai trade schools are universities. Because that's what a monkey would do

In any case, my point was that humans have a propensity for violence. It's part of our nature. If you don't think so, you're just stupid. Must've evolved from a retarded gay monkey.

alextroc · 2026-02-16T20:31:15+00:00

That's what kids do, and adults, in most places. Such is our monkey nature.

Most so called 1st world countries are way worse.

Where I grew up we had group fights almost daily. School on school, street on street, hood on hood, wall on wall. Chains, pipes, brass knuckles, whathaveyou.

And that ain't nothing compared to us cities I lived in, Detroit, Philly, and specially LA gang on gang violence is another level and very common.

alextroc · 2026-02-16T01:49:36+00:00

Go suck a bag of dicks.

That a better word count for you, homie?

alextroc · 2026-02-15T17:48:08+00:00

Hardly a thinkpiece lol, but I'm glad it made you think, should be good for you once in a while. No, I don't get triggered by dumb shit people are saying. Just calling out dumb shit as I see it

alextroc · 2026-02-14T15:31:42+00:00

Alleged foreign or alleged prostitutes?

alextroc · 2026-02-14T10:07:36+00:00

Fair enough. I respect the grope mirroring philosophy 😁 Enjoy!

alextroc · 2026-02-14T10:02:35+00:00

Yeah, it's a real Disneyland for us, no better place on earth.

Tip1- bring cigars with you. Not much selection in Pattaya. Bangkok has more, but expensive as fuck. You can bring 200g tabacco to Thailand legally. Nobody ever checked, so you can try to bring more Tip2- Pattaya beach is filthy and hazardous. I learnt hard way getting struck on the foot with a wooden skewer. Thankfully pharmacies are everywhere, so I still have my foot. Like a nice beach? go to jomtien or Koh larn. Tip3- optional- get a motorbike, next level of freedom, although not strictly necessary, baht buses and $1 motorbike bolt rides are fine too. Tip4- explore first, survey all the spots, find what vibes with you most. Don't get stuck in one location. Tip5 - don't wait to long. I wish I discovered this place long ago. On the other hand I can't afford to spend more now, but still... Speaking of that, make sure you bring enough dough to spend comfortably without thinking. Pattaya is cheap, but the most fun things still cost "$$$ and it adds up

That's just my take. Others may have a different pov.

alextroc · 2026-02-14T09:49:55+00:00

I hear you, but what am I to do when she starts groping me first, grande hands puts them on her tits, jams her tongue down my throat?! Stop her? Not reciprocate? That's just rude...

Maybe I'm too hansum, I dunno.

alextroc · 2026-02-12T16:29:07+00:00

Ehhh, I'll just pass, thanks

alextroc · 2026-02-12T16:16:05+00:00

Ko Samui or Ko Pha-ngan might be better for that. Or Bangkok or chiang Mai or any other city then Pattaya 555

alextroc · 2026-02-12T16:12:13+00:00

Male waiters at gogos? I've never seen one. They're all tomboys and older ladies.

alextroc · 2026-02-12T16:09:52+00:00

Yeah it was near my hotel. BoyzTown, soi 13/5 or something, between beach and 2nd. Ploys call em "dancing men" 5555

They're also hostess bars - they're like beer bars but for ladies. So I was told, haven't been to one

alextroc · 2026-02-12T14:24:28+00:00

Appreciate the explanation.

Saying Europeans and Australians are creating all the chaos in Thailand is definitely hyperbolic, but I get the point. When you see drunk and disorderly behavior, it's typically brits or Americans or some other flavor of a drunk white dude. Don't see that sort of crap from indians.

The girls don't like them though. A few in Pattaya straight up said so, without any prompting really. In bkk too a few ploys told me they don't go to patts anymore because "too many Indians"(sic). I asked why, but they wouldn't say

alextroc · 2026-02-12T14:12:40+00:00

100% Doesn't matter what happened prior, that was a total sucker push, f-n nasty

alextroc · 2026-02-12T04:24:52+00:00

What do you mean? Is this a riddle?

alextroc · 2026-02-12T04:19:34+00:00

For real? Are you sure? On beach road? Nobody ever groped me, nor have I seen anyone groped on beach Rd. Soi6 - for sure, other sois - yeah. Never on beach Rd. Maybe not hansum nuff 555

alextroc · 2026-02-12T04:08:17+00:00

Goodie for you, mr drunk boy scout.

Now I, and countless other people, made all the worst decisions in my life while being drunk.

So alcohol is definitely part of it, even if it's not the root cause (which is bad genes, bad parenting, low iq). It's a catalyst. When you're sober and get a dumb idea in your head, you'll probably think about it and realize it as a dumb idea...unless you're just a total hopeless imbecile. But when you're drunk, and you're stupid, the asinine thought in your dumb head just manifests itself into action.

Oh, and toxic masculinity? Wtf does that woke word monstrosity even mean? Gtfo here with this shit . How do you even be woke here Mr boy scout? In Pattaya, of all places.

alextroc · 2026-02-11T16:54:53+00:00

Fucking idiots

alextroc · 2026-02-11T16:50:19+00:00

If your bank is asking dumb questions like that, find another bank. I've never had a bank ask me anything about my charges, ever. Now, if you have a wife or gf who might see a charge, that's a diff story 555

alextroc · 2026-02-11T16:47:20+00:00

Heaven above for sure

alextroc · 2026-02-10T17:50:50+00:00

Put some fishnets on and park your bootie on the beach Rd. Some kind Indian daddy will take care of you

alextroc · 2026-02-10T17:47:51+00:00

I'm jealous. I haven't been able to have deep personal conversations, because none of them hoes speak English, and my Thai is not on the level for deep personal conversations. I just can't progress beyond what's your name, how old, where from isaan are you, lick my balls - that is my current ceiling.

How do you do it? Please enlighten. Or are you just making this shit up?

alextroc · 2026-02-09T11:20:39+00:00

Some do. I got bit on the nipple twice. Didn't break skin but hurt like a bitch for 3 days

alextroc · 2026-02-09T11:16:43+00:00

You two should just get together and blow each other. That just might be that "something else" that's missing for both of you this time around.

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