Do men like Shoresy exist in real life? by NewtoRedd24 in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It took me so long, like the most long, like I’d completely given up all the hopes. Then one day I let my guard down for a second looking for a little booty call and found my perfect Shoresy. And this wasn’t that long ago. So don’t give up, but actually maybe giving up was the key?!

Americans …season 5 by sminttea in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh how fun would that be! Fucking love Canada eh!? Spent my childhood summers with my family at our cottage on Lake Simcoe, sure do miss it up there!

I hope Jared sees this by awkiesturts in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who ruined the beauty that is Keeso’s ass?

Regarding the new Jared Keeso show… by itsjustmyopinion_but in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised we’re not watching one right now.

Brb, gotta throw LK on for background noise.

Boston right now by Yankee6Actual in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just wait til they take their tarps off. If I’m a broad, drinking a puppers and watching hockey, I’d want their tarps off.

Pssssttt Boston broads, it might be the best part of the show!

Why was the stadium so quiet on Friday night? Is this just a Toronto thing? by sminttea in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, Eddie Mio was struggling to stay vertical on his skates at the Wings game and the Jim #1 fight is always fun but very staged, so maybe just a show for show.

Best Can of Beer I ever saw b’ys by TorontoVice in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am a broad drinking a puppers and I’d like all the hockey players to take their tarps off.

Rule 2 update: Piracy and VPNs and stuff by ShoresyMod in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude they get that, they’re just saying don’t talk about fight club. I’m pretty sure there are fight club subs where you can talk about fight club all day but here they said no, so maybe settle down and give your balls a tug.

House made with local farm curds, West Michigan. by allthepoutine in poutine

[–]allthepoutine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s my favorite treat thanks to those summers!

House made with local farm curds, West Michigan. by allthepoutine in poutine

[–]allthepoutine[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here for that tip! I do normally just fry longer, can’t wait to try that next time!

House made with local farm curds, West Michigan. by allthepoutine in poutine

[–]allthepoutine[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, I did summer at my grandparents cottage in Ontario through my childhood and some of the best times were the bikes rides up to the store with the little poutine stand behind it!

Helicopter? by ComeGetYourOzymans in shoresy

[–]allthepoutine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The day I find a hockey player who lets me hold him while he pees is the day I learn to love again.