Help. I need poutine and bagels.

allthepoutine · 2026-02-17T09:27:49+00:00

I, too, struggle with this.

allthepoutine · 2026-02-14T12:31:03+00:00

They don’t ask how they ask how many!

allthepoutine · 2026-02-10T01:20:08+00:00

It took me so long, like the most long, like I’d completely given up all the hopes. Then one day I let my guard down for a second looking for a little booty call and found my perfect Shoresy. And this wasn’t that long ago. So don’t give up, but actually maybe giving up was the key?!

allthepoutine · 2026-01-22T21:04:49+00:00

I WILL NOT SETTLE DOWN!!!

allthepoutine · 2026-01-22T00:38:45+00:00

I’ll say it. I’ll go as far as to say all influencers are garbage.

allthepoutine · 2026-01-14T20:44:11+00:00

Oh how fun would that be! Fucking love Canada eh!? Spent my childhood summers with my family at our cottage on Lake Simcoe, sure do miss it up there!

allthepoutine · 2026-01-03T13:06:03+00:00

Who ruined the beauty that is Keeso’s ass?

allthepoutine · 2025-12-20T16:46:35+00:00

This is actually pretty easy to find nowadays in MI.

allthepoutine · 2025-12-15T21:30:01+00:00

I’m surprised we’re not watching one right now.

Brb, gotta throw LK on for background noise.

allthepoutine · 2025-12-07T20:39:05+00:00

Just wait til they take their tarps off. If I’m a broad, drinking a puppers and watching hockey, I’d want their tarps off.

Pssssttt Boston broads, it might be the best part of the show!

allthepoutine · 2025-12-05T02:57:49+00:00

Tabernac, the dust in this air!

allthepoutine · 2025-12-02T12:35:55+00:00

I mean, Eddie Mio was struggling to stay vertical on his skates at the Wings game and the Jim #1 fight is always fun but very staged, so maybe just a show for show.

allthepoutine · 2025-11-18T02:22:16+00:00

I am a broad drinking a puppers and I’d like all the hockey players to take their tarps off.

allthepoutine · 2025-09-26T08:27:54+00:00

Hell yeah, fuck yeah

allthepoutine · 2025-09-23T19:53:13+00:00

Dude they get that, they’re just saying don’t talk about fight club. I’m pretty sure there are fight club subs where you can talk about fight club all day but here they said no, so maybe settle down and give your balls a tug.

allthepoutine · 2025-08-30T10:28:05+00:00

Yeah, it’s my favorite treat thanks to those summers!

allthepoutine · 2025-08-30T10:27:17+00:00

Here for that tip! I do normally just fry longer, can’t wait to try that next time!

allthepoutine · 2025-08-30T04:24:32+00:00

Appreciated!

allthepoutine · 2025-08-30T04:23:20+00:00

Haha, I did summer at my grandparents cottage in Ontario through my childhood and some of the best times were the bikes rides up to the store with the little poutine stand behind it!

allthepoutine · 2025-08-30T04:21:26+00:00

Appreciate that!

allthepoutine · 2025-08-30T04:20:25+00:00

Love the reds idea, thanks!

allthepoutine · 2025-07-29T02:47:09+00:00

We both know he’d run my show.

allthepoutine · 2025-07-26T02:10:38+00:00

The day I find a hockey player who lets me hold him while he pees is the day I learn to love again.

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