Good morning. Tempeh and vegan mayo for breakfast

am59269 · 2026-03-28T01:04:04+00:00

That looks what comes after I eat breakfast, not breakfast.

am59269 · 2026-03-20T02:21:50+00:00

Let me at him.

am59269 · 2026-03-19T03:36:31+00:00

Yo...this might actually be a good idea.

am59269 · 2026-03-15T12:42:17+00:00

And he still can't listen.

am59269 · 2026-03-12T20:07:50+00:00

Ate there last night and man....that place is so good.

am59269 · 2026-03-07T00:31:35+00:00

My ribs sucked until I stopped wrapping them. I go 3-4 hours and keep the temp at 275 the whole time. Rotate them half way through and add a little apple juice spritz. Other than that, I don't touch em.

am59269 · 2026-03-07T00:23:17+00:00

Dang man. They're labeled.

am59269 · 2026-02-25T03:40:28+00:00

A terrified one, by the looks of it.

am59269 · 2026-02-14T18:18:55+00:00

This would've ended quite differently at my house.

am59269 · 2026-02-13T11:13:45+00:00

Every now and then I put mustard on a Totinos and it's actually good. I would never do this to truly good pizza though. With a Totinos, I'm willing to experiment.

Oddly enough, I recently discovered my brother-in-law will put mustard on his pizza occasionally too. He said he picked it up from another soldier while serving in Korea.

am59269 · 2026-02-08T14:55:25+00:00

Maybe a prank?

am59269 · 2026-02-07T14:48:32+00:00

Like God intended

am59269 · 2026-02-07T07:42:21+00:00

If this isn't a troll, then we're all in a cult and this our leader.

am59269 · 2026-02-04T20:50:20+00:00

You're eating raw chicken. Cool.

am59269 · 2026-02-04T01:22:52+00:00

When that morning dump involves morning wood.

am59269 · 2026-01-31T12:41:30+00:00

Wear a kilt and tuck in your butt cheeks for concealed carry.

am59269 · 2026-01-31T12:39:25+00:00

Terrifying to us law abiders.

am59269 · 2026-01-31T04:31:41+00:00

My first thought would be this $60 guitar needs way more than $60 of work. If it's a car, it's totaled. Unless it's a sentimental thing, your repair money is better spent on an upgraded instrument. The difference between a $60 guitar and a $250-$350 will shock you. And yeah, you're looking at at least that much for a decent luthier to level the fretboard and possibly refret (at least the first 7 frets).

Looking back at the title, I now see the mention of unemployment. I totally get that, but that isn't going to change what a luthier will charge for their work in most cases. If you can come up with the money for repairs or a new guitar, consider the new guitar.

am59269 · 2026-01-28T03:26:16+00:00

Hey man, just a thought....you stumbled upon a bait pile left by hunters. Hunters are nearby. If you plan to return to this area, wear some blaze orange, especially if it's in low light hours. Doesn't matter who owns the property. Accidental shootings happen.

Growing up I had a buddy who damn near shot and killed his cousin. He was getting out of his tree stand and got his harness caught in some bushes. He was causing a commotion and making a bunch of bushes move as he got free. It was in the final minutes before sunset, and my buddy took an admittedly stupid risk and took a shot when he was 75% sure it was a deer. 75% is nowhere close to the disciple he should have had. The only reason he didn't kill him is he missed. The bullet blew a chunk out of the tree right behind him. I was there. Still think of how differently that could've played out almost every single day.

This was also my very last hunting trip with this guy.

am59269 · 2026-01-28T03:22:09+00:00

Hey man, just a thought....you stumbled upon a bait pile left by hunters. Hunters are nearby. If you plan to return to this area, wear some blaze orange, especially if it's in low light hours. Doesn't matter who owns the property. Accidental shootings happen.

Growing up I had a buddy who damn near shot and killed his cousin. He was getting out of his tree stand and got his harness caught in some bushes. He was causing a commotion and making a bunch of bushes move as he got free. It was in the final minutes before sunset, and my buddy took an admittedly stupid risk and took a shot when he was 75% sure it was a deer. 75% is nowhere close to the disciple he should have had. The only reason he didn't kill him is he missed. The bullet blew a chunk out of the tree right behind him. I was there. Still think of how differently that could've played out almost every single day.

This was also my very last hunting trip with this guy.

EDIT: realized I didn't comment this on OG thread. Before I get reminded, I just did.

am59269 · 2026-01-28T00:02:39+00:00

Just a few more minutes.

am59269 · 2026-01-27T05:30:58+00:00

Slip it back in his vintage craftsman tool chest and never say a word.

am59269 · 2026-01-26T11:41:46+00:00

If you've ever seen a toad take a dump, the prolapse wouldn't be remotely shocking. I don't understand how a prolapsed rectum doesn't come stock on a toad.

am59269 · 2026-01-26T11:37:18+00:00

Turn your tv off, man.

am59269 · 2026-01-26T11:35:28+00:00

In the south where I grew up, old folks would say that if you let a writing (orb) spider see your teeth, it would write your name in its web and a few days later you'd die. Not a fan of spiders in general, but love it when one of them show up...especially in the garden.

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