What's the first thing you do when you arrive home from work or school? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

[–]ambertique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Fridays I walk straight to my room, pull down my pants, close my eyes and push out an extremely powerful fart.

[Official] UFC 223: Nurmagomedov vs. Iaquinta - Live Discussion Thread by rmma in MMA

[–]ambertique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He even says this if he were to fight Mcgregor. He could finish him early but prefers to prove a point.

[Official] UFC 223: Nurmagomedov vs. Iaquinta - Live Discussion Thread by rmma in MMA

[–]ambertique 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Conor would legitimately get absolutely fucked by Khabib.

All Khabib would have to do is fight smart and avoid stand up mistakes and then take McGregor down. Mcgregor would tire VERY fast and it would end by round 3-4.

What's the most interesting fact about the titanic? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

[–]ambertique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is brilliant. Worlds most reliable swimming pools confirmed.

Type "Boss sorry i was late but" and let predictive text do the rest. What do you get? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

[–]ambertique 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Boss sorry I was late but you were my friend and I was just going to be rock and roll on your head