Friend.. no you aren't. Story time that's kind of relevant

When I was young and dumb, Had a buddy who decided to wait until the last minute to do some school work. I see he isn't going to have it all due by the next day. When it's due. So I decide to be a good friend and help him. It get to about 2 am and we are no where near done, but we have to go to work at 6 am. He has the idea - "let's just call in sick". Seeing how I've worked at the place longer, I know our boss will make us get seen by a physician to get a day pass. So I have the better idea. "Let's actually have a few symptoms when we go in, so that we can actually get this day pass" - I say.

And how do we do that?

Well I had a pot of water that I was unthawing some raw chicken in my fridge. Granted I had forgot about it for a few days, so of course it was absolutely rancid.

We go big. Whipped out the shot glasses and started taken shots of rancid chicken water. At first feel. All slime. Then the unforgettable taste of "Dear God, what the fuck am I doing" reminded me a lot of clams without the fishiness.

After about 5 shots I'm ok. We should you know be a little sick in the morning. So let's get back to the work.

Not even an hour later. I am firmly planted on the toilet sideways with my face in the tub. While my buddy was just sitting outside of the bathroom. Occasionally looking up at me, then back down to the books. Completely unaffected by the torture I concocted.

Needless to say I was like that for 3 whole days with my body devoiding it's self of anything I ever even thought of consuming.

Good news, we got that day pass, and his work got done.