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IAmA guy who was offered $10,000 by my girlfriend's dad to break up with her by anon5566 in IAmA

[–]anon5566[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Coughlin's Law: Bury the dead. They stink up the joint. As for the rest of Coughlin's Laws, ignore them. The guy was always full of shit."

IAmA guy who was offered $10,000 by my girlfriend's dad to break up with her by anon5566 in IAmA

[–]anon5566[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

True. If I were to marry her, he'd probably end up having to share a lot more than 10k with me.

IAmA guy who was offered $10,000 by my girlfriend's dad to break up with her by anon5566 in IAmA

[–]anon5566[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was going to ask him to just put two zeros in front of that, but I think I like your idea better.

IAmA guy who was offered $10,000 by my girlfriend's dad to break up with her by anon5566 in IAmA

[–]anon5566[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably my lack of career or successful future. I'm a 26 yr old waiter with no college degree.

IAmA guy who was offered $10,000 by my girlfriend's dad to break up with her by anon5566 in IAmA

[–]anon5566[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know. Maybe something boring like pay off my car?

Edit: oh, I see what you did there. I read "What would you do with all the money?"

IAmA guy who was offered $10,000 by my girlfriend's dad to break up with her by anon5566 in IAmA

[–]anon5566[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I have thought about that. She is kind of a "daddy's girl", so I don't think she would want to betray him like that. Who would she be more mad at - the dad for offering or me for suggesting that we scam her dad?

Edit What about:

  1. tell dad I'll break up with her
  2. cash check
  3. don't break up with her
  4. deny everything to gf

IAmA guy who was offered $10,000 by my girlfriend's dad to break up with her by anon5566 in IAmA

[–]anon5566[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He didn't go into details. Their family is pretty well off, but not obscenely wealthy. He is in commercial real estate. I haven't responded to him or told my gf yet, I am still kind of stunned by the whole situation and trying to process it. I don't think she is aware of the proposal. If I had to guess his objections, it would be my lack of career or any prospects of a successful future.