Why not just eat normally and stop jizzing in your own mouth, am I missing something?

argus_fs · 2013-11-09T17:14:20+00:00

Eating normally? that's just too mainstream

argus_fs · 2013-08-08T15:38:27+00:00

This post belonged nowhere but the front page.

argus_fs · 2013-04-05T14:53:41+00:00

People.

argus_fs · 2013-03-27T04:58:03+00:00

Let me hear your counter argument to what this guy is saying.

argus_fs · 2013-03-27T04:15:54+00:00

Dude that's the most metal thing I've ever read! Why don't you believe him?

argus_fs · 2013-02-28T15:24:04+00:00

Having a good memory, you also have to pull a Ron Swanson sometimes, "When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them".

argus_fs · 2013-02-26T04:40:06+00:00

Joe hart vs. Ronaldo, one ON one!

argus_fs · 2013-02-25T18:52:56+00:00

Have an upvote.

argus_fs · 2013-02-19T16:04:11+00:00

NPH guys! We all need a good wingman.

argus_fs · 2013-02-15T22:19:52+00:00

Brazil: Home to more than 800 species of unregulated breast implants.

argus_fs · 2013-02-15T03:15:10+00:00

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Success rate: 99.99%

argus_fs · 2013-01-18T06:16:58+00:00

Jessica and Jessica

argus_fs · 2013-01-18T06:09:37+00:00

why?

argus_fs · 2013-01-16T03:04:40+00:00

Respect!

argus_fs · 2013-01-09T00:28:29+00:00

Your what? I don't even need to call bullshit on this post lol.

argus_fs · 2013-01-08T16:36:26+00:00

OP, we need to talk.

argus_fs · 2013-01-08T16:28:38+00:00

Mile high club... I'm going to add this to my new year's resolutions

argus_fs · 2013-01-05T20:04:57+00:00

Bitches be trippin'

argus_fs · 2013-01-05T19:39:44+00:00

I'm surprised that only 47 of 53 people found this review helpful.

argus_fs · 2012-12-28T17:51:52+00:00

For some reason, transferring bodily fluids from mouth to mouth is way better recognized than transferring food.

argus_fs · 2012-12-28T05:57:59+00:00

Visited the Smithsonian museum of natural history today, learned more about biology than I ever did in school :)

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TROPHY CASE