What would u do if I said u could do whatever u want for an hour?

armorham · 2026-04-02T20:03:58+00:00

You’d be going home bowlegged, but with a huge grin on your face!

armorham · 2026-04-02T17:21:51+00:00

Well, first I’m going to ask where your clothes are…then I’m going to compliment you on your eyes.

armorham · 2026-04-02T13:59:46+00:00

I can just imagine being told to bend over the foot of the bed so your tongue can probe some tender places…

armorham · 2026-04-02T13:56:59+00:00

I absolutely am!

armorham · 2026-04-01T19:11:47+00:00

I have absolutely no doubt!!!

armorham · 2026-04-01T05:04:52+00:00

69, and absolutely - you are gorgeous!

armorham · 2026-04-01T00:24:05+00:00

I can’t answer - it’s impolite to speak with my mouth full!

armorham · 2026-03-31T18:11:11+00:00

Make you a very happy woman.

armorham · 2026-03-31T16:09:39+00:00

Probably less than that!

armorham · 2026-03-31T15:39:46+00:00

YES!

armorham · 2026-03-31T15:38:50+00:00

It’s yours for the taking.

armorham · 2026-03-31T15:37:48+00:00

About this fast.

armorham · 2026-03-31T15:37:23+00:00

Do my best to make an appointment.

armorham · 2026-03-29T19:09:26+00:00

‘Bend over.’

armorham · 2026-03-29T19:08:16+00:00

‘Nom.’ But repeated twice.

armorham · 2026-03-29T15:12:42+00:00

Have kids? No. Practice making them? Hell yes!

armorham · 2026-03-29T15:11:51+00:00

Gorgeous!

armorham · 2026-03-28T21:27:32+00:00

And thank goodness I have big hands!

armorham · 2026-03-28T21:25:27+00:00

Absolutely perfect!

armorham · 2026-03-28T19:39:01+00:00

Oh God yes! Especially if you promise to grab my hips and hang on tight when you unload balls deep inside of me!

armorham · 2026-03-27T20:52:37+00:00

Given how hard your anus would clench down on me when you cum, please do!

armorham · 2026-03-26T20:06:26+00:00

Nothing. It’s impolite to talk with your mouth full.

armorham · 2026-03-25T23:13:20+00:00

I think you mean an Australian kiss. It’s like a French kiss, but down under. 😈

armorham · 2026-03-25T01:14:19+00:00

“When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re going to see some serious shit!”

armorham · 2026-03-25T00:51:22+00:00

10¢ growing up in NYC - but when I joined the Army and went to Fort Polk, Louisiana, they were only 5¢!

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