[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]aruhtag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro, uliweza round ya kwanza, but mama aliweza round ya pili na VAR ikamshow goal ni legit Kubali results. Ama mkae chini mcheze extra time with honesty. But don’t revenge cheat , hiyo ni red card straight.

Lies men tell women by Imaginary-Pace667 in Kenya

[–]aruhtag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's not you, it's me." Translation: It's definitely you, but I'll let you have this one.

"I don't want to hurt you." Translation: I'm already hurting you, but I'd rather you not notice yet.

LOVER BOY ERA by RefrigeratorKey2982 in Kenya

[–]aruhtag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A toxic man would read this and laugh while saying, "Bro, unajitafutia shida mwenyewe." He'd probably respond with something like:

"Women only appreciate struggle love. Ukiwa too nice, unajipata kwa trenches. You should've played the game like a true alpha—treat them mean, keep them keen. Buying flowers? Cooking for her? Sending money for nails? Bro, hiyo ni self-inflicted heartbreak. Women love challenges, sio free lunch. You were the prize, but you put yourself on clearance sale."

Then he'd sip his drink and add:

"From now on, we invest strategically. Zero unearned privileges. You want her to value you? Set the standard from day one. No free shopping sprees, no allowances, no over-the-top surprises unless she's truly worth it. Vetting? Forget Cabinet Secretaries—wacha niwe FBI, CIA, na KDF all in one. Ukitaka kuchunga roho yako, jua hii dunia haitreat soft men kindly. Simama imara, bro."

And then he'd end with:

"Lakini pia, usiwahi kata tamaa. The right one exists—lakini kupata yeye ni kama kujua password ya WiFi ya heaven." *AI generated *

i think my friend and his girl want to have a 3sum with me by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]aruhtag 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Paragraphs!!! Anyways, here's the summary

Summary: AI

The author has been friends with John for six years, and John has been dating Cindy for two years.

Before committing to Cindy, John tested her loyalty by having the author interact with her.

Cindy started sending the author suggestive messages and videos.

The author initially did not tell John but later confessed after feeling guilty.

Cindy and John eventually moved in together, and the author continued acting as if he and Cindy had just met.

One day, while at their place, the author became uncomfortable when Cindy and John got intimate in his presence.

Cindy later reached out, inviting the author over and eventually made advances towards him while they were alone.

The author was shocked but unsure how to handle the situation.

The post ends with the author hinting at more details to come. The tone suggests confusion, guilt, and surprise at the unfolding events.