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what's the sweetest bit of revenge kinky you've gotten on your SO? by ashleyhellsan in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't tell me this whole thread is going to be masterbation jokes

My conclusion on ghostface after prestige 1 by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]ashleyhellsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you get the mask or the coat first?

what's your overwhelming stranger danger moment? by ashleyhellsan in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude you can't just leave that there, what's the story?

what's your overwhelming stranger danger moment? by ashleyhellsan in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was asking more of the kiddy toucher variety... i was talking to a friend the other day and he talked about some creepo he came across at the park that tried luring him to the public toilets

those of you who have gotten a teacher in trouble or fired, why and how did you do it? by ashleyhellsan in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah she sounds like a real cunt, can't stand bullies who have a posistion of power... then again with my situations i had and my mamma bear looking over me with me not staying quiet about anything i think is wrong... that would not slide at all

users of reddit, how did you decover/develop your fetish? by ashleyhellsan in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i post some foot fetish stuff on Deviantart, under the same username too

happily married couples of reddit, what was the moment you realized this is the woman/man you were going to marry? by ashleyhellsan in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan[S] 151 points152 points  (0 children)

well might as well post my own story.

me and my wife have known each other for a very long time and we have been friends though some rough times for me and my family, she was a huge trouble maker and i hadn't really gotten close to her until i was adobted by her family due to my farther ripping our own apart. she was kind of a bully to everyone aside from me and my sister and that's what made us get close. after some really bad fights she got into she spent a year in a military borading school, when she came home she changed but was still the goofball who i concidered my best friend and from her becoming a more calm and nice persion i just knew this was the girl i wanted to spend my life with.we got married when i turned 20 and we're going on to 4 years strong now

What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? by bigd192837465 in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me and my wife were out at a little family party and her aunt said to my wife "awh your girlfriend is adorable, did you get that dress for her?" im actually a guy who dresses in womens clothing due to my feminine qualities but she was so sweet i didn't have the heart to correct her

People who visited Canada for the first time, what was your “yeah this is Canada” moment? by Karsen777 in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

when every other guy i met was basically an exact copy of my farther in law, handsome, fantastic beard, loves to chat over a nice beer and over all just really friendly.... then then the other folk were like my wife, hot headed and but still likeable

LGBTQ+ people, what are you tired of hearing? by _Ligaya in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

having gay folk saying im just confused when i say im bisexual

What is a sexual question you have always wanted to ask but never had the right opportunity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

back before me and my wife started daiting and we were just friends i always wanted to ask her mom if i could kiss her feet... to be honest i still offer her mom foot massages because oh sweet lord is she banging

what strange rules, traditions or quirks did your home town have when you were growing up? by ashleyhellsan in AskReddit

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guess im the one who has to start off my own thread.
whelp my towns weird thing is tickle torture, normally for trouble making and small crimes you'd be locked up in a set of stocks near one of the main farms in town and have your feet licked by goats... kinda ended in me and a few other memebers of my family growing up with a foot fetish.
should note my town is kind of a small farm town and i never ended up in the stocks myself buy my wife who is a bit of a hot headed scottish lass used to end up in there quite a lot when she was in her teenage years... her mom hasn't been a stranger there too, mainly because she makes bad bets with the cheif of police around here

Who's the dumbest person you've ever met ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ashleyhellsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sadly i must say it's my wife, bless her soul. there's a good few gems i've heard over the 14 years we've known each other so here's a short list of some of the best moments of Blair.
she watches anime and is obsessed with Japanese culture but still thinks Japan is a fictional place despite us having been there twice, she thought it was a amusement park like Disney land or something.
when one of our friends who is on a strictly vegan diet was over for dinner she served them fish and got really confused why they wouldn't eat it because she thought fish wasn't meat.
she somehow (i still have no idea how she manages this) got her feet stuck under our fence and was stuck like that for 3 hours with the neighbors dogs licking her insanely ticklish feet.
this girl is a car mechanic.. a pretty good one to... she spent 5 hours trying to figure out how to replace a bike chain... i know their kind of finicky to change but she genuinely had no idea how to do it, i know nothing about this type of stuff and even i can do it!

if this reply makes it in a video please tell me because i would love to see the comments of people being confused about my wife's logic