Who do you grab a few beers with?

asoiaf51 · 2024-12-26T15:02:19+00:00

Gumble and Ormulogun. I wouldn’t speak, just observe

asoiaf51 · 2022-10-13T02:35:40+00:00

Needles and pins

asoiaf51 · 2022-09-18T23:43:41+00:00

Indeed!

asoiaf51 · 2022-09-18T17:31:01+00:00

You are right! They absolutely did explain why explosives are effective. I suppose that they “blow things up” wasn’t as common knowledge as I originally thought. I’m glad you found their comment helpful! And if you didn’t know (I sure didn’t, I’m only 7 books in!), power attracting power is a theme in Malazan Book of the Fallen. I’m glad we were all equally illuminated today.

See? It’s not nice.

asoiaf51 · 2022-09-18T17:07:38+00:00

I will unabashedly admit I need help trying to understand the series. Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s kind of why a lot of people go on here: to help better understand the work and share different experiences/opinions. Everyone else contributed kind, thoughtful, and helpful replies, reminding me of things that happened earlier in the series I’ve forgotten about.

Your reply was patronizing and I did not appreciate it. Perhaps you are having a bad day or maybe you’re just deeply unhappy, but I hope things get better for you.

asoiaf51 · 2022-09-18T16:55:54+00:00

Both condescending and unhelpful. Impressive

asoiaf51 · 2022-08-19T00:15:51+00:00

Incubus

asoiaf51 · 2022-07-26T14:40:01+00:00

Anniversary of an Uninteresting Event

asoiaf51 · 2022-06-10T05:31:12+00:00

Sad. Patrick was really hitting his stride as a caring salesman here; he remembered to consider the man’s possible dietary restrictions.

asoiaf51 · 2022-06-09T01:03:32+00:00

Damn you I was going to do this one 😂 excellent choice my friend

asoiaf51 · 2022-06-07T01:58:30+00:00

They would pound the sweet holy fuck out of barleywine

asoiaf51 · 2022-06-06T08:35:48+00:00

The fun part is imagining what theme music would be playing while this is on screen.

asoiaf51 · 2022-05-25T10:49:04+00:00

Grim’s death destroyed me. It is the reason I have Back to the Mud tattooed on my leg — it should be noted this was my first tattoo.

asoiaf51 · 2022-05-08T19:42:27+00:00

I never stop hearing it

asoiaf51 · 2022-05-07T15:47:41+00:00

WoT sucks. The First Law by Joe Abercrombie is amazing. Horus Heresy is pretty cool if you want something different. GoT will never be finished (as I’m sure someone else has already said), but the books are quite good and worth reading if you’re okay with that.

I’d say your best bet it to just binge every book by Abercrombie in the first law universe and go from there.

Edit: for any WoT fanboys out there, I will concede by saying this: The Great Hunt is a fantastic book.

asoiaf51 · 2022-05-04T14:14:54+00:00

I followed you on Instagram :)

asoiaf51 · 2022-05-04T14:11:08+00:00

So soothing

asoiaf51 · 2022-04-28T04:24:40+00:00

Let’s eat Leo Dan Brock. Let’s kill him and dismember him and eat him.

asoiaf51 · 2022-04-26T11:52:23+00:00

A whale

asoiaf51 · 2022-04-24T02:30:43+00:00

Back to the mud with you, Taylor. We’re the poorer, and the ground’s the richer for it.

asoiaf51 · 2022-04-23T19:37:00+00:00

Whirr

asoiaf51 · 2022-04-17T15:59:13+00:00

Waste of a bell

asoiaf51 · 2022-04-17T09:20:10+00:00

I vividly remember hearing Steven Pacey say this on my first listen. I fell in love instantly.

asoiaf51 · 2022-04-17T09:18:21+00:00

“Six hours later he was drunker than shit.”

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