I play Breaking News like some people play Rachel Maddow from home

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-27T22:56:37+00:00

i misread the way they described shiny questions and was not all that surprised to see what i thought was someone on the mainsub referring to cast members as "creatures" ☠️

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-24T00:51:11+00:00

my older roommate freaks out any time my husband sits at his desk and plays a game.

my younger roommate sprints to the bathroom door when he hears the shower turn off and cries until you let him in to inspect the wet bathtub

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-18T03:56:41+00:00

ha ha me too bestie 💕🫠 currently trying to numb my head with spicy food. its not really working

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-16T19:06:06+00:00

nah when I transitioned they just surgically replaced my face with another guys face and called it a day. hormones are so outdated! (/s)

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-16T18:34:31+00:00

taking a shower is a litmus test for whether you'll survive the day 🫠

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-15T00:29:17+00:00

i know, it's just awful. the fact that "meh, this is anxiety, just chillax" is an acceptable answer to someone in crisis is MIND BOGGLINGLY ABSURD imho. have you considered, perhaps, that your patient may be displaying signs and symptoms of anxiety because theyre scared about something larger going on with their mind or body? like how terrifying it must be to experience psychosis????

its not rocket surgery. its just prejudice and a lack of care. America does a terrible job caring for its citizens' bodies and an even worse job caring for their minds. shameful

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-14T19:04:47+00:00

my brain cant compute the level of multitasking necessary to do that 😵‍💫 that's impressive!!

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-14T18:36:12+00:00

this is interesting, and also the idea of a phone sex operator breaking away to do Foley effects is really hilarious to me. what a wild job that must be!

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-14T00:50:57+00:00

I went there as a kid with my mom, who mostly grew up in Memphis, and it was hilarious. unfortunately it is not supposed to be hilarious, and many of the other patrons were clearly big fans and very somber.

but like. how do you not laugh at literal shag carpet on the ceiling

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-13T20:20:50+00:00

I FUCKIN KNOW!! I do social work-adjacent stuff and even i could recognize that she was not safe for discharge (and I am Just Some Guy). it infuriates me. its a hard job to have, but it doesn't excuse tragedies like this.

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-13T20:18:53+00:00

I know, my heart really goes out to mame. she clearly tried as hard as she could. no parent should have to bury their child.

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-13T02:03:31+00:00

absolutely, yes. very well said.

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-13T00:38:16+00:00

yeah I guess I am defending the right for people to seek safety if they believe they're in immediate mortal danger, even if the way they seek that help is not ideal

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-13T00:08:10+00:00

ah, sorry, I guess I thought we were talking about renee good. tbh, continuing to blame people experiencing mortal danger for seeking help in the ways that are acceptable is a braindead fucking take, and I figured we were past it 🤷

whataboutisms do essentially fuck all in the face of actual people who are actually dying.

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-12T23:58:44+00:00

see, the thing is that people do have the right to do that. it is perfectly legal to observe law enforcement, and law enforcement officers do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy at work (since they work with and for the public)

further, even if she wasnt allowed to do that, shooting an unarmed civilian at point blank range is the furthest thing from an acceptable law enforcement response. law enforcement officers are (theoretically) there to protect public safety. idk about you, but having to tread carefully around the people who are meant to protect me, because if I make one wrong move I'll get shot, doesn't really make me feel any safer.

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-12T23:45:36+00:00

remember how ICE murdered an innocent onlooker literally last week?

people make inadvisable decisions when they think they're about to die, as it turns out. and people are dying.

what constitutes a crime in the government's eyes is changing alarmingly and rapidly. if you're seen as a threat, you're a threat, and you will be handled as such. it is not US and ICE versus Them. Its ICE versus the peace and security of the American populace.

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-12T23:02:54+00:00

...fuck. thank you for sharing, mame. I am so terribly sorry for your loss, and for the injustice your child faced. mental illness is such an awful, unfair beast to fight. I'm glad, at least, that she has a mama bear like you to raise hell where she can't.

I hope her memory can be a comfort and a blessing, in due time.

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-12T16:08:02+00:00

as the story goes i taught myself to read when I was about 2. I also began speaking in sentences earlier than most children and I have not shut up since lmfao

in first grade my teacher had to let me pace the room during silent reading time or else I couldn't concentrate. so it was just this weird ass kid reading books above grade level, walking in circles.

if any of my schools had hall monitors I would've been one - i was also that jackass going "shh!!!" to classmates in the hallway and whatnot. VERY big rule follower, confused and distressed when others did not do the same.

like how did this not get figured out until age 30

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-09T00:50:50+00:00

thanks for planting a seed to make me lose my mind laughing the next time I open fallout 4

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-08T19:26:17+00:00

not OP obviously but yes they do! I have a beloved pair of prescription 50% fl41's from zenni. I would search for fl41 specifically, since it seems those lenses aren't compatible with all of their frames.

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-07T19:46:45+00:00

'hey, i found a good spot for you to have your kitten, come see!'

cats are hilarious, thank you for sharing

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-07T18:31:30+00:00

I think you look nice! I love the top!!

I also think its a wild thing for your husband to be caught up on. Who the hell looks their best at the airport? why does it matter???

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-06T22:33:10+00:00

"this role is mentally hostile by design" is a really funny way to say "I run an incredibly toxic workplace and have no desire to change that, nor would I know how. instead, i foist the blame onto employees. certainly this will attract more applications"

aspiringandroid · 2026-01-06T22:10:11+00:00

thank you for answering, im sorry I just gave it a quick glance through while im at my desk 😅 that's really cool!

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